I’m fascinated by this employment ad for discount supermarket chain ALDI. The ad asks, “Are you made for ALDI?” and answers “It takes a unique person.  Someone who’s dedicated.  … And is ready to do what it takes to earn the rewards.” Judging by the picture, it appears that one of things it doesn’t take is having balls.  And one of things it does take is willingness to eat a fellow girl’s pussy in a group setting – which isn’t really all that unique these days, my contrary experience in a “mother teaching teen (she was actually 20)” threesome I had yesterday notwithstanding. In any event, who’s quibbling.  The message got through clearly to me, whether intended or not. I’ll be back shopping at ALDI soon.
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For those of you who have been incredibly jealous looking at the banner ad for Swingfest on my site, now removed, you don’t have to be as jealous.  Swingfest 2010, scheduled for next weekend in Orlando, has been canceled, so you don’t have to think about more than 10,000 people having group sex in...
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Like so many women these days, particularly those in their late 30s and their 40s who are losing their looks, Lady Gaga has been publicly proclaiming that she is celibate.  She claims its because she’s doesn’t have time to get to know anyone. It turns out that Gaga is full of caca...
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In an attempt to suppress guys’ sexuality, corral our resources into more expensive alternatives for getting laid that include underwriting the cost of raising their children, and force us to fuck fat and old women, feminist organizations and the MSM that caters to womens’ insatiable consumption routinely exaggerate the amount...
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As he disclosed in a column released Friday, Nicholas Kristof’s father has abruptly passed away, and the surviving Kristof is riddled with guilt.  Earlier in the week, the day after his father died but apparently without knowledge of his death, Kristof had suggested that people honor the fathers in their life by sponsoring rats...
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As I commented to The Spearhead, in his continuing assault on guys, New York Times mangina in chief Nicholas Kristof recommended that people donate a rat for Father’s Day in lieu of a direct gift to their fathers, husbands, etc.: http://tinyurl.com/2wpu53j He said guys didn’t need more neckties. Of course, maybe...
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Add observant Shiite Muslims to the list of people who want to see me dead. Come to think of it, most observant Shiite Muslims probably already want to see me dead.  Now they also want to see my carcass mutilated. So why do they want to see my carcass mutilated?  Because I am...
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Many of America’s soldiers were spit upon when they returned from Vietnam. Those guys who were  American soldiers but did not live until the end of their service were spit upon coast-to-coast today. Memorial Day commemorates U.S. soldiers who died in military service. It doesn’t honor all military veterans – we...
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I’m headed to a gathering at an ex-baller’s legendary $20 million party crib later this afternoon, having been invited by one of his best friends, who wants me to work for him.  The manse will be flooded with hot chicks, who the guy who wants me to work for him has repeatedly – over...
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Due to Sarah Palin’s recent incessant pro woman-power rantings, The Spearhead is running an entitled,   “Sarah Palin: Feminist or Not?” My slightly edited response: “She’s too dumb for me to think of her a feminist, misandrist, Marxist, or something else ‘-ist’ -  or, for that matter, as something ‘-ive.’  ...
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The New York Times ran an article today on the authors of a new book, “Three Wishes: A True Story of Good Friends, Crushing Heartbreak, and Astonishing Luck on Our Way to Love and Motherhood.”   The book consists of the joint memoirs of three women, at ages when they were on...
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No Attorney General has hounded Craigslist more over its ads for directly- compensated sex than former Nixon Administration insider, Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal. While most of the adult ads on Craigslist deliver the sex they implicitly promise for the price implicitly communicated as acceptable, Blumenthal’s own marketing- of himself – is largely a fraud,...
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