As I just wrote on February 22, a female Goldman Sachs Partner, Addy Loudiadis was behind the fraudulent scheme to defraud the world financial community concerning the level of Greece’s debt.  I wrote, “unless the conspiracy theorists are right, and Goldman is above the law, it can’t be long before Goldman starts paying more of a price for shit like this.” Prior to the Greece debt-scandal, Goldman was increasingly seen as having too much influence and, in effect, operating the United States Department of Treasury as a division of the company.  The Greece scandal, however, was of a different nature – more fraud than influence. The chickens are already coming home to roost.   Just days later, in what The Wall Street Journal labeled an “unusual disclosure,” Goldman, for the first time, noted in its annual report that...
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“I can’t even believe that the sexiest man in the world was paying for a prostitute.  I’m ill  – I’m physically ill.” Those are the words of BL, upon hearing the news that  R &B artist D’Angelo had been busted had been busted for trying to pay for it. She continued, “I can only imagine the...
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. I’m one of those permanent adolescents you hear women complaining about – I’m 47, never been married, no kids, and the longest I lived with a broad was about six weeks, and that’s only if you include the 10 days in the middle of that when some other guy...
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After I sent the email in my previous post,  “Balls Power,” to BL, I didn’t hear from her for a while.  A little before 8, she sent me a text with nothing but my name, which I assumed was an et tu Brute-ish reaction to my ferocious, ewomasculating email.  I texted...
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Below is an email I sent today to BL, the hot, 42 YO Bearly Lesbian I have referred to in other posts. The email is fairly self-explanatory, but a little background is in order.  One, the other day, she was trying to talk herself out of “hating men” again as a result of a bad...
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As the fallout from the Dirty D underage porn prosecution continues, “The Balls Monologues” continues to follow – and actively investigate – the scandal. As I stated in my last post, after unintentionally exposing my readership to potential criminal charges for viewing the picture of Tabatha Jennings sucking the cock of...
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In my previous post, I noted that I may have unintentionally exposed all of you to picture of an underage girl sucking cock through a glory hole – a girl, no less, who I have had sex with and speculated might not have been18 at the time. I have since undertaken an investigation and it...
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In a coordinated sweep by the three law enforcement agencies, two associates of Guyinism hero/adversary turned plain-old hero Michael Storm, a/k/a Dirty D, have been arrested for doing porn with a 17 year-old back in 2007. Stephen Chastain was arrested by the Tampa police and Ryan Holtz was arrested by...
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As readers of “The Balls Monologues” know, I am not a slave to societal convention.  One societal convention is that a movie reviewer is expected to actually see a movie before reviewing it. Obviously, discussing a movie before seeing it is risky business.   A lot of people sounded off on “The Last...
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A chick I dated – but with whom I could never really work out a price – is making international (what other kind are there these days?) headlines by live-tweeting her abortion. For the record, the chair was not my son – or daughter. Here she is talking about it: I found out about it by...
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When one thinks of heroism and dignity in connection with Olympics, one thinks of “Chariots of Fire” and Jesse Owens.  One might even think of Tommie Smith and John Carlos doing the Black Power salute in the 1968 Olympics in Mexico City. But then there’s womens’ Olympics. First it was Harding and Kerrigan, now its Mancuso and...
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No sooner did have to read, and dispense with, a femcentric comment on this site complaining about the skimpy outfits female athletes wear, than I read today that there is a movement afoot – by a chick – to make pole dancing as an Olympic sport. As reported by the O.C.Register, ...
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Jessica Valenti, the womaniac who runs the Feministing feministing blog was actually granted column space by The Washington Post the other day, brought to my attention by The Spearhead magazine, where she ripped in to fellow women who don’t see misogyny in just about everything. Many of the insightful minds that contribute...
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Regular readers of the Monologues may recall my post Benedict Arnold Kristof watch, in which I refuted New York Times columnist/mangina Nicholas Kristof’s assertion that Wall Street banks would be better off with more women, and if Lehman Brothers had actually been “Lehman Brothers and Sisters.”  Kristof’s hypothesis was that...
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I had an interesting conversation with the BL, the 42 YO woman I referred to in “For Thousands of Years”.   I recently paid for her first month in an off-campus apartment near the University of South Florida, where she lives with two guys:  a senior, and a sophomore.  Herself a former $1,000/night D.C. call-girl for a short...
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