Archive for May, 2009

“The Penis Diatribes”

May 31, 2009

There is actually a play by that name, thought up by someone else (of course, I coined “Balls Monologues” and “cunt diatribes”). Here’s a link to the website:  http://www.efmagic.com/thepenisdiatribes.html After tonight’s show, the Writer/Director, Mike Matteo, related to me some of the hypocricies he encountered in trying to locate venues for the show, due to the name “penis”...
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Deep Throat Revealed!

May 30, 2009

There is at least one website solely dedicated to women ripping “bad boyfriends.”  Here’s are two:   http://thebadboyfriendclub.ning.com/  http://www.ihatemen.com/dating_stories.cfm?catid=14&status=1     On those websites, the guys’ real names and intimate details are exposed.  Of course, “boyfriend” is the most overused word in the female lexicon.  Thus, usually the only reason these guys are considered “bad boyfriends” is because some braniac chick...
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Not-So-Secret Confessions of a John on a Medium-Sized Budget

May 28, 2009

I had sex with a published author tonight, Dimitra Ekmektsis, author of Secret Confessions of a High-Priced Call Girl.  Here she is:  http://eros-tampa.com/files/crescent2-crescent1.htm I haven’t read the book yet, but, after talking about the book with her as well as about all sorts of other things,  I do recommend it, I mean her – heck, both her...
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If this is “girl power”….

May 24, 2009

Most of us love an underdog, and I loved our family’s female dog growing up, so why not root for a female horse, which is like a dog, but bigger?  The headline of the Beth Harris article screamed out “Girl Power.” http://www.philly.com/philly/wires/ap/sports/45234457.html   The topic, filly Rachel Alexander’s vistory in the Preakness. But wasn’t it speed, not power?  Why...
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DirkJohanson in what’s left of the New York Times

May 19, 2009

I decided to chime in to a debate in the New York Times today over the explosion in single motherhood:  http://roomfordebate.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/05/17/a-new-trend-in-motherhood/ There were some great comments by fellow-Guyinists-at-heart – its clear, guys aren’t going to take it anymore – at least as long as we think we can cloak our real identities!  Anyways, my two cents...
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Constant Barrage Watch

May 13, 2009

As you know, the mainstream media is a source of constant barrage of article claiming that women are better than guys at various things.  While I frequently respond to such articles with posts directly on the MM sites making these outlandish claims, some of which have been reproduced here, I do not have time to...
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Elizabeth Edwards is a cheating dog!

May 12, 2009

Everyone knows Elizabeth Edwards is a dog.  But, she’s not just any dog.  She’s  a  cheating dog.   This is because she had her own career, and access to her own money to spend - while she was married to John.  Therefore, Guyinist doctrine recognizes that she, not John, cheated first (see She’s cheating on you...
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Good sex is worth paying for

May 12, 2009
Good sex is worth paying for

The last three girls I’ve fucked are 21, 19, and 21, respectively.  Here they are, out of order: Here’s another of the last girl, with one of her play partners.  I include this picture since it best shows off her vaginal tat,which I had a chance to taste:  
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Stop sexual violence of guys!

May 12, 2009

Benedict Arnold Kristof wannabe, Nick Turse, thinks is economic violence for a guy to try to control the family purse strings:  http://www.truthout.org/051109T?n My response: Nick,  You’re trying to pass yourself off as journalist .. did it even occur to you to at least try – just to try – to interview one of the supposed...
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“Balls” post leads to arrest of Dirty D

May 3, 2009

Regular readers of Guyinism may remember my now private (and perhaps again unprivate if Jess doesn’t pay me the $60 she owes me) February 13 post “Dirty D – wanna get done dirt cheap?” (http://guyinism.com/?p=70 - guess who hasn’t paid up?) in which I exposed Guyinism hero/adversary Dirty D’s claim to film his glory hole scenes - in...
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