Archive for July, 2009

DirkJohanson comments to the Wall Street Journal online

July 31, 2009

See http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124879877347487253.html#articleTabs=comments#comment338521 Commenting on an article questioning the marriage-making statistics of various dating websites, I stated: Just wondering if there are any stats which a lot of guys consider more important, to wit: which sites are most likely to lead to sex. I think it would make great fodder for my blog, http://guyinism.com Personally,...
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Stormy Daniels and Me

July 31, 2009
Stormy Daniels and Me

The international scourge of high-profile incidents of violence by women, which has included the brutal slayings of Arturo Gatti and Steve McNair, continues. Yesterday, at about 7 PM in Tampa, Florida,  porn star and United States senatorial hopeful Stormy Daniels was arrested for hitting her husband in the head several times for not paying...
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Heterosexual Marriage on the Ropes

July 25, 2009
Heterosexual Marriage on the Ropes

In perhaps the most stunning blow ever to the continued viability of heterosexual marriage, the city of Fort Myers Beach, Florida, has fired its City Manager due to his becoming bethrothed to porn star Anabela Mota, n/k/a Jazella Moore Janke:  see http://www.fox8.com/wjw-news-town-manager-porn-star,0,3992129.story?track=rss    The City Manager, Scott Janke, who appears to be pretty much just a regular...
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Swingfest 2009 – October 22-25, 2009

July 25, 2009
Swingfest 2009  – October 22-25, 2009

I have been to about a dozen swingers clubs and a fair number of swingers parties, and I’ve been to at least two swingers conventions and at least one swingers hotel takeover – but I have never been to Swingfest.    I want to go.  Badly.  And I’m sure I will if I’m still seeing the dominatrix...
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Violence Threatens the Guyinism Spring

July 14, 2009

Throughout my entire conscious lifetime, the real opinions of guys have been repressed due to fears of sexual recrimination.  Us guys have been afraid to show our true selves out of fear that our wives or girlfriends would cut us off, divorce us, or break up with us, that couples and relatives wouldn’t introduce us to single girls they know, or that our general reputation would...
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Latina: “I hate poor people”

July 13, 2009

That is an actual quote from the Latina I slept with last night, exclaimed over dinner at the posh Malio’s Steak House in Tampa. In her defense, I’m not sure she’s still carrying around that hostility after being exposed for the first time to the vibrating ring. More on the Sotomayor nomination in an...
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July 12: Sex Freedom Day 2009 for DirkJohanson

July 12, 2009
July 12:  Sex Freedom Day 2009 for DirkJohanson

Tax Freedom Day, the first day of the year in which the nation as a whole theoretically earned enough income to fund its annual tax burden, fell on May 12 this year.  It took me another two months to get so-called “free” sex – as if an explanation were needed, I call it ”so-called free” because the...
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Keep up with Guyinism on Google Reader

July 9, 2009

A regular Monologues reader taught me today about Google Reader, a service which gives you your own webpage loaded with the latest version of your favorite websites, like this one.  Here is the link to Google Reader, so sign up, and never miss a Monologue.  https://www.google.com/accounts/ServiceLogin?hl=en&nui=1&service=reader&continue=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Freader
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An Open Email to a Porn Agent

July 9, 2009
An Open Email to a Porn Agent

Chris, I am writing to follow-up on my call last week about serving as a referring agent for Type9Models.  As I related, I am a practicing attorney looking for a new career, though, truth be told, at $500/girl after the third B/G scene, it doesn’t sound like I should give up my day job if that...
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Free Porn and Lots of it

July 9, 2009

A regular Monologues reader has pointed out that, in an earlier post, I included a link to oodles and oodles of free porn, as in multiple, uninterrupted, 45-minute clips. I have made the post private for the time being, but here is the link to the oodles and oodles: http://www.spankwire.com/Sexy-Teen-Swallowing-Strangers-Cum-Loads-/video129233/
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