Archive for September, 2009

Roman Polanski belongs in prison, but …

September 29, 2009

 … it raises some questions: What difference does it make how old he was at the time?  He drugged and raped someone after she refused him sex.  The emphasis on his age is pure, insidious ageism.  Whether he was 42, or if he had been 22, it was rape – real rape.  In fact, it would...
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Less to Atone for

September 29, 2009
Less to Atone for

Today is Yom Kippur, Judaism’s holiest day of the year.  I’m blogging, not in a synagogue, because though I was raised in a Jewish household, I’m not religious – not even, like so many other people, just on and around Yom Kippur.   Yom Kippur is the Day of Atonement, a day specifically set aside for thinking about what we did...
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The Balls Scrolls

September 24, 2009

As a result of my recent posts in Amanda Hess’ “The Sexist” blog, many of you are reading the Monologues for the first time.  Before you read my earlier posts, there’s something I want to clarify, but first, I will quote a recent Commentator on “The Sexist” in response to my post, “Murder and...
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Fuckanomics in the Spotlight

September 23, 2009
Fuckanomics in the Spotlight

One of the economic offshoots of  EconGuyinism is fuckanomics.  Fuckanomics is, as I’m sure you immediately recognize by name, largely involves a currency conversion between money and sex.  Its the calculation many of us usually make at the end of a lousy typical mainstream date (or, what I usually refer to as a “degradate” because of how degrading it is...
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“Murder and Mayhem”

September 22, 2009

Amanda Hess’ “The Sexist” blog has erupted into a gender war over the false rape accusation case at Hofstra University.  In case you haven’t heard about it, a Hofstra student, Danmell Ndonye, recently accused five guys of raping her.  The media jumped all over the story, calling it heinous, but Ndonye soon recanted, admitting it...
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Sperm Libel

September 20, 2009

Blood libels are false accusations that Jews use human blood in certain aspects of religious rituals and holidays. Surely, there has been some Jewish guy somewhere that has used human blood in some aspect of religious ritual, but it isn’t part of Judaism. The libel of the entire religion persists in certain circles nonetheless. Of...
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More DirkJohanson on Semen Facials

September 20, 2009
More DirkJohanson on Semen Facials

Quite a lively debate ensued for a couple of weeks following “The Sexist” Amanda’s Hess’  Semen Facials are Like Weddings.  See DirkJohanson on Semen Facials. Unlike Amanda Hess, another “Amanda,” Amanda Marcotte, doesn’t like facials.  She compared facials to spitting in a girl’s face, and that both acts represented guys’ loathing of sexual females. I fired...
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“Ring Four for Durex!” – Correction

September 19, 2009

As it turns out, one of what I thought was four vibrating rings Durex sent me turned out to be a finger vibe.  I found out the, uh, er, hard way this morning trying to put it on my disco stick during sex.  Anyway, kudos for Durex for giving the chance to try out other products...
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Ring Four up for Durex!

September 16, 2009

Durex Rules! They just sent me four vibrating rings (“play vibrations”) and two coupons for my troubles with the vibrating ring they sent me that had a mind of its own during my threesome last week (Is a vibrating ring a form of life?)  Of course, the malfunctioning vibrating ring was no biggie –...
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Headline from the future: “Kate Moss is fat!”

September 16, 2009

The Wall Street Journal ran an article recently on young girls’ dieting and related disorders.   http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204731804574386822245731710.html#articleTabs%3Darticle Reader Jennifer Lee apparently thinks that with greater power, women will not be so concerned about being thin.  She writes (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB20001424052970203440104574405293662090748.html): “From political leaders, to business leaders, to movie directors, men are in charge. Women and girls see...
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