Archive for January, 2010

Vote in the Fox News Poll – Should Derek Jeter get married?

January 12, 2010

Fox is running a poll as to whether Derek Jeter should get married.  As of press time for this post, a slim majority, 52%, think Derek should wait at least 5 years, or not get married at all.  The poll is at http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/lusetich-tiger-woods-might-have-advice-for-derek-jeter-011110 Personally, I have mixed feelings.  Obviously, for his own good, he shouldn’t...
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Bearly lesbians

January 11, 2010

Female koalas express a readiness to mate with guy koalas by engaging in sex sessions with other females. One woman I dated a couple of years ago (the aunt in my aunt-niece team I referred to in Johns by Choice) told me her high school-age daughter, still a virgin, was having sex with other girls as...
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The Sheen Restored

January 8, 2010

It is no surprise that, as the facts come out concerning the events leading up to his recent arrest, presumptive first-ballot Guyinism Hall of Famer Charlie Sheen starts looking better. Today, it was reported by Radaronline that Charlie’s wife is a crackhead.  A friend of hers told Radaronline that, “Brooke got in-patient treatment,” “that “there were...
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Benedict Arnold Kristof watch

January 8, 2010

Nicholas Kristof recently ran a column in the New York Times, praising Costa Rica as having the happiest people in the world.  http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/07/opinion/07kristof.html Kristof, who has frequently crusaded against prostitution but seems to have come to his senses a bit regarding the issue, failed to mention one of the obvious reasons why Costa Ricans are so...
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Cunt of the Week – Tila Tequila

January 8, 2010
Cunt of the Week – Tila Tequila

Little explanation necessary, but if for some reason you don’t know who she is, click on her name below the picture.  Tequila last made big news just this past September when she went ballistic after she walked-in on then-fiance, San Diego Charger Shawne Merriman, while he was banging two other chicks in their home, joining Carmen Electra...
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Follow me on Twitter

January 8, 2010

at http://twitter.com/DirkJohanson I don’t tweet much, but when I do, its funny, or at least I think so.  I do plan to tweet more, though, since I’ve figured out how to do so easily on my Blackberry. Here are some of my recent tweets: Artie Lange tried to kill himself. Guess I should find...
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Good luck, Jenny Hendrix!

January 7, 2010
Good luck, Jenny Hendrix!

As I am quick to remind, Jenny Hendrix once wanted to fuck me Jenny is up for another AVN Award this year, this time for her work in Ass Worship 11, nominated for best Group Sex Scene.  Jenny Hendrix Wish Jenny luck – unless, of course, she is competing against someone who once wanted  to ...
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Women with Partners Pork Up

January 7, 2010

In the “they needed a study for this” category that applies to nearly all studies of gender issues, a study conducted in Australia shows that “the 10-year weight gain for an average 140-pound woman was 20 pounds if she had a baby and a partner, 15 if she had a partner but no baby,...
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Blog Post Review: The Futurist on “The Misandry Bubble”

January 7, 2010

While we are being academic, as exemplified by the previous post, Guest Monologue – Microfuckanomics 102: A Primer on the Tepper Coefficient (Prof. I. Cumeth, Univ. of Ball), I figured I’d recommend this brilliant, detailed article by The Futurist called The Misandry Bubble:   http://www.singularity2050.com/2010/01/the-misandry-bubble.html I certainly do not agree with all of it –...
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Guest Monologue – Microfuckanomics 102: A Primer on the Tepper Coefficient (Prof. I. Cumeth, Univ. of Ball)

January 3, 2010
Guest Monologue – Microfuckanomics 102: A Primer on the Tepper Coefficient (Prof. I. Cumeth, Univ. of Ball)

I’d like to introduce a monologue by the first of what I expect to be many guest monologists, the Father of Fuckanomics himself and frequent Monologues commenter, Iceman Cumeth.  I first introduced Iceman to the world as the Father of Fuckanomics in Fuckanomics in the Spotlight.  Iceman is a cumlaudeeconomics major graduate from one of the finest...
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