Archive for February, 2010

DIRTY D ASSOCIATES ARRESTED, DIRKJOHANSON’S PORN COMEBACK IN JEOPARDY, GUYS ACROSS TAMPA BAY HUNKERING DOWN, Chile Quake Toll Tops 700

February 28, 2010
DIRTY D ASSOCIATES ARRESTED, DIRKJOHANSON’S PORN COMEBACK IN JEOPARDY, GUYS ACROSS TAMPA BAY HUNKERING DOWN, Chile Quake Toll Tops 700

In a coordinated sweep by the three law enforcement agencies, two associates of Guyinism hero/adversary turned plain-old hero Michael Storm, a/k/a Dirty D, have been arrested for doing porn with a 17 year-old back in 2007. Stephen Chastain was arrested by the Tampa police and Ryan Holtz was arrested by the St. Petersburg police,...
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Movie Review: “She’s Out of My League”

February 27, 2010
Movie Review: “She’s Out of My League”

As readers of “The Balls Monologues” know, I am not a slave to societal convention.  One societal convention is that a movie reviewer is expected to actually see a movie before reviewing it. Obviously, discussing a movie before seeing it is risky business.   A lot of people sounded off on “The Last Temptation of...
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DirkJohanson’s Date Aborts Live

February 25, 2010
DirkJohanson’s Date Aborts Live

A chick I dated – but with whom I could never really work out a price – is making international (what other kind are there these days?) headlines by live-tweeting her abortion. For the record, the chair was not my son – or daughter. Here she is talking about it: I found out about...
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Just Like in “Chariots of Fire”

February 24, 2010
Just Like in “Chariots of Fire”

When one thinks of heroism and dignity in connection with Olympics, one thinks of “Chariots of Fire” and Jesse Owens.  One might even think of Tommie Smith and John Carlos doing the Black Power salute in the 1968 Olympics in Mexico City. But then there’s womens’ Olympics. First it was Harding and Kerrigan, now its...
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And the Gold Medal in Pole Dancing Goes to …

February 23, 2010
And the Gold Medal in Pole Dancing Goes to …

No sooner did have to read, and dispense with, a femcentric comment on this site complaining about the skimpy outfits female athletes wear, than I read today that there is a movement afoot – by a chick – to make pole dancing as an Olympic sport. As reported by the O.C.Register, “KT Coates, a...
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Guyinisting

February 23, 2010
Guyinisting

Jessica Valenti, the womaniac who runs the Feministing feministing blog was actually granted column space by The Washington Post the other day, brought to my attention by The Spearhead magazine, where she ripped in to fellow women who don’t see misogyny in just about everything. Many of the insightful minds that contribute to The Spearhead...
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Hookers off Campus

February 22, 2010

I had an interesting conversation with the BL, the 42 YO woman I referred to in “For Thousands of Years”.   I recently paid for her first month in an off-campus apartment near the University of South Florida, where she lives with two guys:  a senior, and a sophomore.  Herself a former $1,000/night D.C. call-girl for...
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Twisted Goldman Sister

February 22, 2010

Regular readers of the Monologues may recall my post Benedict Arnold Kristof watch, in which I refuted New York Times columnist/mangina Nicholas Kristof’s assertion that Wall Street banks would be better off with more women, and if Lehman Brothers had actually been “Lehman Brothers and Sisters.”  Kristof’s hypothesis was that guys take too many...
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Payah Journalism

February 21, 2010
Payah Journalism

One of the benefits about having your own blog is that you can reply to a libelous comment not merely by posting another comment, but by posting a full-fledged post – a post which in this case reads like a giant newspaper headline that more people will see. That benefit is magnified when the...
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DirkJohanson’s Official Statement on Tiger Woods’ Apology

February 21, 2010

Below the video excerpt is my official statement on Tiger Woods’ apology  (click here for full version), first given – in slightly less beefy form – to the New York Post. “Four centuries after the setting in which Hawthorne’s Hester Prynne was forced to wear a scarlett letter, we have come full circle –...
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