For those of you who have been incredibly jealous looking at the banner ad for Swingfest on my site, now removed, you don’t have to be as jealous. Swingfest 2010, scheduled for next weekend in Orlando, has been canceled, so you don’t have to think about more than 10,000 people having group sex in...
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Slate’s Prudence, a/k/a Emily Yoffe, is one of the worst of the advice columnists. The smug-looking cunt’s advice tends to be both insipid and patently misandrist. Just as I occasionally give bad advice or say something incorrect, “Prudie” occasionally stumbles into saying something intelligent and fair. Otherwise, she’s Frau Farbissina brought to life. In...
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I’ve been trying for some months to get Creative Loafing, an “underground” paper which publishes printed editions in Charlotte, Chicago, DC, Atlanta, Tampa, and Sarasota, to feature some of my posts in the Sex & Love portion of its websites, which features about 20 bloggers and commenters on sex, including Dan Savage. They have...
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I received an excellent question today from a Monologues reader: “Cash and Dash is one thing, how about when a girl says,”oops hours up(after only 30min.) If you want fun it will be another hour 200. then 300. for fun.” What the hell! What do you do, Lose 200. for nothing or pay 700. for...
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Not much beats the anticipation of waiting for an escort to show up. Whereas on a date with an amateur I’m rarely sure I’m going to get it, and when I’m with a regular girlfriend I don’t really much care (been there, done that, can do it just about whenever I want), an escort...
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As you know, my mantra – and one of the first things I told you – was to shave your balls. However, compared to me, Rodney Dangerfield was feared, so I like to cite other sexperts when I dispense advice. Tomorrow, “She’s Out of My League” opens in theaters nationwide, and essentially provides that...
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As readers of “The Balls Monologues” know, I am not a slave to societal convention. One societal convention is that a movie reviewer is expected to actually see a movie before reviewing it. Obviously, discussing a movie before seeing it is risky business. A lot of people sounded off on “The Last Temptation of...
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Gifts: You don’t have to go to the mall for it, and its virtually free. The ideal Valentine’s gift, for you guys that don’t have them already: shaved balls. Like the best Valentine’s gifts (crotchless lingerie comes to mind here), its really a gift for you. I realize the dilemma many of you face...
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Once again, the need for a straight guy guyinist advice columnist has become painfully obvious. In my post In Defense of Guys, I laid out the case that it is simply unacceptable that the best guys have had for a pro-guy guy columnist is Dan Savage, a gay activist. As I wrote: 1. Dan advises women...
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