I have been granted an audition for the Stienfeel porn parody! On Tuesday, Producer Ricky James (real alias), having reviewed The Balls Monologues, invited me to “audition on a hot Mexican girl.” The audition will occur Labor Day week in Ensenada, Mexico. This could be my big break, especially since James is looking for...
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I’m in Paris for about three days, with some time to kill. How did this come to be? Its complicated, but its really ultimately simple. The simple explanation is that I’m single. Being single means I can have time to kill in places like Paris, not having to be on someone else’s agenda, schlepping...
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Like many cities, New York City has a zoning regulation that prohibits adult businesses from being within 500 feet of a place of worship. I cut my payah teeth in a peep show within 500 feet of the proposed ain’t exactly at Ground Zero mosque. For just a 50 cent token, a window would...
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People are always saying you’re going to meet someone when you least expect it. Maybe that works for girls. For guys, its a canard. Most of us have to work at it hard to meet a girl. When I least expect it? Please. I used to least expect I meet a chick while taking...
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For those of you who have been incredibly jealous looking at the banner ad for Swingfest on my site, now removed, you don’t have to be as jealous. Swingfest 2010, scheduled for next weekend in Orlando, has been canceled, so you don’t have to think about more than 10,000 people having group sex in...
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I’m headed to a gathering at an ex-baller’s legendary $20 million party crib later this afternoon, having been invited by one of his best friends, who wants me to work for him. The manse will be flooded with hot chicks, who the guy who wants me to work for him has repeatedly – over...
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Slate’s Prudence, a/k/a Emily Yoffe, is one of the worst of the advice columnists. The smug-looking cunt’s advice tends to be both insipid and patently misandrist. Just as I occasionally give bad advice or say something incorrect, “Prudie” occasionally stumbles into saying something intelligent and fair. Otherwise, she’s Frau Farbissina brought to life. In...
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In a more-than-three-decade long bombshell study, laboratories have confirmed that antibodies can be just as effective in preventing sexually transmitted diseases as they are in preventing many other types of diseases. The study participant is a guy whose sex life started started relatively slowly, but soon accelerated to include having sex with scores of...
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As I began writing this post, the escort ad from one of the hookers I went to Winter Music Conference (“WMC”) with in Miami was still open on my laptop. At least, it was her text, though not her picture. More on that in a minute. In the meantime, if you don’t give a...
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Here’s a picture porn star Jenny Hendrix (real alias) recently posted on sexypeek from her upcoming “Taxi” parody, which will also be starring future first ballot Guyinism Hall of Famer Ron Jeremy (real alias) in the Danny DeVito role. As I like to mention at every possible opportunity, Jenny Hendrix once wanted to fuck...
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