Like many cities, New York City has a zoning regulation that prohibits adult businesses from being within 500 feet of a place of worship. I cut my payah teeth in a peep show within 500 feet of the proposed ain’t exactly at Ground Zero mosque. For just a 50 cent token, a window would...
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Tags: Giuliani, ground zero mosque, guyinism, guyinists, payah, payahs, Rudy Giuliani, semen stains, windowless peeps
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People are always saying you’re going to meet someone when you least expect it. Maybe that works for girls. For guys, its a canard. Most of us have to work at it hard to meet a girl. When I least expect it? Please. I used to least expect I meet a chick while taking...
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Tags: hookers, meet someone when you least expect it, prostitutes, prostitution, when you least expect it, you will meet someone when you least expect it
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I’m fascinated by this employment ad for discount supermarket chain ALDI. The ad asks, “Are you made for ALDI?” and answers “It takes a unique person. Someone who’s dedicated. … And is ready to do what it takes to earn the rewards.” Judging by the picture, it appears that one of things it doesn’t...
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Tags: Aldi, discriminatory employment ads, group sex, lesbian orgies, lesbianism
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I’m headed to a gathering at an ex-baller’s legendary $20 million party crib later this afternoon, having been invited by one of his best friends, who wants me to work for him. The manse will be flooded with hot chicks, who the guy who wants me to work for him has repeatedly – over...
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Tags: cunts, hookers, spray tan
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The New York Times ran an article today on the authors of a new book, “Three Wishes: A True Story of Good Friends, Crushing Heartbreak, and Astonishing Luck on Our Way to Love and Motherhood.” The book consists of the joint memoirs of three women, at ages when they were on the brink of losing...
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Tags: artificial insemination, hypergamous, hypergamy, logic, Lori Gottlieb, Marry Him, sperm donors
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The Tampa Bay Times can always be counted on for headlines and captions that are someone stupid only a woman would say, usually misandric. This caption particularly caught my eye. It illustrates the hazard in making a wax figure out of a chick who’s still alive but used to be hot.
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Tags: Helen Mirren, Madame Tussauds, Tampa Bay Times, Taylor Hackford, Zac Efron
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Slate’s Prudence, a/k/a Emily Yoffe, is one of the worst of the advice columnists. The smug-looking cunt’s advice tends to be both insipid and patently misandrist. Just as I occasionally give bad advice or say something incorrect, “Prudie” occasionally stumbles into saying something intelligent and fair. Otherwise, she’s Frau Farbissina brought to life. In...
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Tags: Advice, Dear Prudence, Debby Herbenick, Emily Yoffe, Heather Rupp, Kinsey Institute, Prudie, The Sound of Music, vaginismus, Von Trapp
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In a more-than-three-decade long bombshell study, laboratories have confirmed that antibodies can be just as effective in preventing sexually transmitted diseases as they are in preventing many other types of diseases. The study participant is a guy whose sex life started started relatively slowly, but soon accelerated to include having sex with scores of...
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Tags: antibodies, gang bang, hookers, legalization of prostitution, prostitutes, STDs, swingers clubs, swingers parties, swinging
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I’ve been trying for some months to get Creative Loafing, an “underground” paper which publishes printed editions in Charlotte, Chicago, DC, Atlanta, Tampa, and Sarasota, to feature some of my posts in the Sex & Love portion of its websites, which features about 20 bloggers and commenters on sex, including Dan Savage. They have...
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Tags: creative loafing, escorts, hookers, Jenny Hendrix, payah, prostitution, Ron Jeremy, Taxi parody, The Erotic Review
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Count Patti Scialfa on the list of high-profile female polygamists, as the New York Post has reported substantial alleged details of an affair involving Scialfa’s husband, Bruce Springsteen, with a middle-aged real (not “Real”) New Jersey housewife ...
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Tags: affair, Ann Kelly, Bruce Springsteen, Joslyn James, mistress, Patti Scialfa, polygamy, porn, Tiger Woods
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