Dating and relationships

Meet the Hooker’s Parent

June 30, 2009
Meet the Hooker’s Parent

A lot of guys don’t like meeting the parents of a girl they’re seeing because they want to make a good impression on their future in-laws, or at least possible future in-laws.  I’ve been there, but having survived single into my mid-40s, one might imagine that I’ve met a lot of chicks’ parents when...
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“I’m unemployed and I live with my parents”

June 10, 2009

For the record, that does not describe me – I’ve been employed at a job I hate for more than five years, and I’ve had my own crib, without even so much of a roommate for a quarter century.  OK - not counting an inexplicably hot homeless woman in Hawaii that managed to move in with me for...
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“The Penis Diatribes”

May 31, 2009

There is actually a play by that name, thought up by someone else (of course, I coined “Balls Monologues” and “cunt diatribes”). Here’s a link to the website:  http://www.efmagic.com/thepenisdiatribes.html After tonight’s show, the Writer/Director, Mike Matteo, related to me some of the hypocricies he encountered in trying to locate venues for the show, due to the name “penis”...
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Not-So-Secret Confessions of a John on a Medium-Sized Budget

May 28, 2009

I had sex with a published author tonight, Dimitra Ekmektsis, author of Secret Confessions of a High-Priced Call Girl.  Here she is:  http://eros-tampa.com/files/crescent2-crescent1.htm I haven’t read the book yet, but, after talking about the book with her as well as about all sorts of other things,  I do recommend it, I mean her – heck, both her...
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DirkJohanson in what’s left of the New York Times

May 19, 2009

I decided to chime in to a debate in the New York Times today over the explosion in single motherhood:  http://roomfordebate.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/05/17/a-new-trend-in-motherhood/ There were some great comments by fellow-Guyinists-at-heart – its clear, guys aren’t going to take it anymore – at least as long as we think we can cloak our real identities!  Anyways, my two cents...
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Date Delilah Strong

February 14, 2009
Date Delilah Strong

Not surprisingly, a lot of big-time porn stars moonlight as escorts.  Some work through the Bunny Ranch, others surprisingly brazenly through more conventional escort websites, and yet others schedule “private bookings.”  They commonly serve themselves up for four figures per hour, though you can sometimes find them for mnre commoner escort rates at the same time if you look...
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