I’m in Paris for about three days, with some time to kill. How did this come to be? Its complicated, but its really ultimately simple. The simple explanation is that I’m single. Being single means I can have time to kill in places like Paris, not having to be on someone else’s agenda, schlepping...
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In an attempt to suppress guys’ sexuality, corral our resources into more expensive alternatives for getting laid that include underwriting the cost of raising their children, and force us to fuck fat and old women, feminist organizations and the MSM that caters to womens’ insatiable consumption routinely exaggerate the amount of sex trafficking. Some...
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In a more-than-three-decade long bombshell study, laboratories have confirmed that antibodies can be just as effective in preventing sexually transmitted diseases as they are in preventing many other types of diseases. The study participant is a guy whose sex life started started relatively slowly, but soon accelerated to include having sex with scores of...
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I received an excellent question today from a Monologues reader: “Cash and Dash is one thing, how about when a girl says,”oops hours up(after only 30min.) If you want fun it will be another hour 200. then 300. for fun.” What the hell! What do you do, Lose 200. for nothing or pay 700. for...
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As the fallout from the Dirty D underage porn prosecution continues, “The Balls Monologues” continues to follow – and actively investigate – the scandal. As I stated in my last post, after unintentionally exposing my readership to potential criminal charges for viewing the picture of Tabatha Jennings sucking the cock of a guy she...
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As readers of “The Balls Monologues” know, I am not a slave to societal convention. One societal convention is that a movie reviewer is expected to actually see a movie before reviewing it. Obviously, discussing a movie before seeing it is risky business. A lot of people sounded off on “The Last Temptation of...
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Three posts by DirkJohanson on The Balls Monologues have been nominated in the Online category for the prestigious Gerald Loeb Awards, presented by the UCLA Anderson School of Management. The Loeb Awards were established in 1957 by the late Gerald Loeb to honor journalists who make significant contributions to the understanding of business, finance and...
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Add E. Jean of Elle to the list of guy-bashing advice columnists Dan Savage was talking about. In a January 15 advice column entitled, I Caught My Boyfriend with a Call Girl, E. Jean advised the woman to keep packing her bags, and attacks the raging popularity of sex for hire, referring to us payahs as ”dickweeds” and to sex...
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In his recent column, “In Defense of Men” , gay Guyinist Dan Savage was, IMO, falsely accused in the following missive: Your advice for Seriously Troubled Here, the MARRIED MAN whose WIFE made out with another man (who she CLAIMS was gay) was the kind of knee-jerk anti-male bullshit and anti-male bias that straight men have come...
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Nicholas Kristof recently ran a column in the New York Times, praising Costa Rica as having the happiest people in the world. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/07/opinion/07kristof.html Kristof, who has frequently crusaded against prostitution but seems to have come to his senses a bit regarding the issue, failed to mention one of the obvious reasons why Costa Ricans are so...
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