TheGuy’sRight2Choose

I fucked a chick more than 20 years ago when she was 18, so freshly after having given birth that while I was banging her, she was lactating so voluminously it looked like I’d already fired off a giant wet load on her chest.  She went on to become a stripper, got married, had...
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Let porn producer Ricky James, who is in the process of putting together the Seinfeld porn parody, Stienfeel, that I’ve applied for hook you up at the Baja 1000 this weekend.  Party bar hop from Paris de Noche to Anthony’s to Poker Face to Charles with a hot Chica escort all night for just...
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Roissy’s been bombarding my email inbox with some of his old posts recently, presumably his classics, which most of them are.  One I recently received was called Perverted Porn, in which he analyzed (no pun intended) various exotic porn genres, including, but not limited to, drinking cum out of a glass (Grossout rating 8,...
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Does there really need to be an article to explain why? I would have just said this in a Facebook post, but after my permanent ban, I’ve been too lazy to get myself back on. Click on pen to var showHover=false; Bookmark on DeliciousDigg this postRecommend on Facebookshare via RedditShare with StumblersTweet about itSubscribe...
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Most of Canada’s prostitution laws were struck down today.  Details here!!!!!! The decision is on appeal.  In the meantime, I’m going to start looking for cheap rentals in Ontario. Congratulations to the plaintiffs, Valerie Scott, Terri-Jean Bedford, and Amy Lebovitch!  I hereby grant you honorary balls! Click on pen to var showHover=false; Bookmark on...
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David, I wrote a review of your of your iconic interview on CNBC.  You can read my review by clicking here. Thought you might enjoy it.  After seeing you both go and say, “balls to the walls” on live global television, it is clearer to me than ever that you were the ideal selection...
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If you are in the Tampa Bay/Sarasota area and want to be an Eskimo Brother to Tiger Woods by having fucked the same woman, porn star Devon James is looking to get laid, and willing to do so for only $180.  Here’s her current ad, on backpage: Be aware, however, that James was recently...
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I’m in Paris for about three days, with some time to kill. How did this come to be?  Its complicated, but its really ultimately simple.  The simple explanation is that I’m single.  Being single means I can have time to kill in places like Paris, not having to be on someone else’s agenda, schlepping...
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In an attempt to suppress guys’ sexuality, corral our resources into more expensive alternatives for getting laid that include underwriting the cost of raising their children, and force us to fuck fat and old women, feminist organizations and the MSM that caters to womens’ insatiable consumption routinely exaggerate the amount of sex trafficking.  Some...
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In a more-than-three-decade long bombshell study, laboratories have confirmed that antibodies can be just as effective in preventing sexually transmitted diseases as they are in preventing many other types of diseases. The study participant is a guy whose sex life started started relatively slowly, but soon accelerated to include having sex with scores of...
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