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		<title>Guyinism in support of welfare reform!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 03:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DirkJohanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I fucked a chick more than 20 years ago when she was 18, so freshly after having given birth that while I was banging her, she was lactating so voluminously it looked like I&#8217;d already fired off a giant wet load on her chest.  She went on to become a stripper, got married, had another kid or two, now works a regular job, and today posted the following on Facebook: &#8220;Kentucky just passed the best law ever. To be on Foodstamps, Medicade,or Cash Assistance either for you or your children you have to pass a DRUG Test. Now if we could get every state to do the same would be GREAT. If you agree re-post. We have to work and take a drug test so should they.&#8221; My response:  I agree that law is great.  Every stripper and hooker in Kentucky should be arriving down here in Florida any day now!  Lets hope that all of the remaining states &#8211; all, that is, except  of course Florida &#8211; pass the same law! Click on pen to var showHover=false; No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin. Write a quick comment


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		<title>Get the Baja 1000 hookup</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 00:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let porn producer Ricky James, who is in the process of putting together the Seinfeld porn parody, Stienfeel, that I&#8217;ve applied for hook you up at the Baja 1000 this weekend.  Party bar hop from Paris de Noche to Anthony&#8217;s to Poker Face to Charles with a hot Chica escort all night for just $200. Check out Ensanada Chicas.com for further details. Click on pen to var showHover=false; No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin. Write a quick comment


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		<title>Ode to Analingus</title>
		<link>http://guyinism.com/dirksxploits/ode-to-analingus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 21:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Roissy&#8217;s been bombarding my email inbox with some of his old posts recently, presumably his classics, which most of them are.  One I recently received was called Perverted Porn, in which he analyzed (no pun intended) various exotic porn genres, including, but not limited to, drinking cum out of a glass (Grossout rating 8, Sexual perversion rating 9), Two guys one girl (GR varying from 2-10, SP 4), Cum swapping (5-8, 6), Bukkake (7, 7), Frat house voyeurism (4, 5), and Asslicking (Grossout rating 10, Sexual perversion rating 8 [if its a girl's ass, 10 if a guy's]. Wrote the Game master about Asslicking porn, &#8220;Falls under the category of &#8216;Can never get clean enough.&#8217;” Proclaiming, &#8220;you’ll find no bigger aficionado of anal than me,&#8221; the genius of nearly-all-things-gender-other-than -where-direct-payment-for-sex-is-involved added, &#8220;there’s a world of difference between plowing her with my tool and getting her dingleberries caught in my teeth.  Girls don’t shit wafer thin mints, so how is licking her anus supposed to be fun?  I pray I never shake hands with a guy who gets off on asslicking porn.  And porn where the girl licks the guy’s carpeted asshole?  Sweet fancy moses, why don’t you just reach in [...]


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		<title>Charlie Sheen bust to adorn Guyinism&#8217;s Mount Rushmore</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 10:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DirkJohanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does there really need to be an article to explain why? I would have just said this in a Facebook post, but after my permanent ban, I&#8217;ve been too lazy to get myself back on. Click on pen to var showHover=false; No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin. Write a quick comment


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		<title>O, Canada!</title>
		<link>http://guyinism.com/theguysright2choose/1197/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 02:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DirkJohanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of Canada&#8217;s prostitution laws were struck down today.  Details here!!!!!! The decision is on appeal.  In the meantime, I&#8217;m going to start looking for cheap rentals in Ontario. Congratulations to the plaintiffs, Valerie Scott, Terri-Jean Bedford, and Amy Lebovitch!  I hereby grant you honorary balls! Click on pen to var showHover=false; No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin. 3 comment(s) for this post: I&#8217;m moving to Canada: 2010-Sep-29 [...] Link thanks to DirkJohanson. [...] Ralph: 2010-Sep-30 If the plaintiffs were all women this ruling definitely is NOT about freedom for Johns DirkJohanson: 2010-Sep-30 Good point, Ralph. In fact, I wouldn't be surpised if the Canadian legal system worked out a framework whereby the prostitutes could get compensated as if the guys were getting to have sex, but where the guys in fact are actually hardly getting any. Oh, wait. They have a system like that already. Its called "marriage." Write a quick comment


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		<title>An Open Email to &#8220;2009 Guy of the Year&#8221; David Tepper</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2010 16:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DirkJohanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[David, I wrote a review of your of your iconic interview on CNBC.  You can read my review by clicking here. Thought you might enjoy it.  After seeing you both go and say, &#8220;balls to the walls&#8221; on live global television, it is clearer to me than ever that you were the ideal selection for  &#8220;The Balls Monologues&#8217; 2009 Guy of the Year.&#8221; I&#8217;m writing to you now again to ask you to be our benefactor (plus, I&#8217;ll be using this article, with your email addresses redacted, of course, as material for a blog post).  For a contribution of merely $1 million, I would be able to quit my lousy job and concentrate full-time on developing and disseminating Guyinist doctrine. As you know, Guyinist fuckonometricians, including myself, have calculated that you made enough money last year to have sex with at least the entire female population of Norway, Sweden, and Finland combined.  I have done some research, and determined that if you donated just $1 million to Guyinism (or about .5% of what you earned last year), your earnings last year alone would still afford you enough money to have sex with the entire female populations of those three countries, [...]


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		<title>Want to be an Eskimo Brother to Tiger Woods?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 01:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are in the Tampa Bay/Sarasota area and want to be an Eskimo Brother to Tiger Woods by having fucked the same woman, porn star Devon James is looking to get laid, and willing to do so for only $180.  Here&#8217;s her current ad, on backpage: Be aware, however, that James was recently banned from working at the Bunny Ranch due to having broken the hooker&#8217;s code of silence by blabbing about sleeping with Tiger.  There&#8217;s no guarantee she won&#8217;t run her mouth about sleeping with you. Then again, if the reason you fuck her is because you want to be able to tell everyone that you fucked the same chick as Tiger Woods, I imagine you don&#8217;t much care. I also don&#8217;t like the fact that she claims in her ad that she&#8217;s visiting, but, in fact, she lives in the area, or at least did when she first made headlines.  I have known other hookers who have falsely claimed to be only visiting the area when they actually lived there.  I guess they have their reasons, but IMO, the less lying, the better. In case you are interested in what Devon James looks and sounds like with [...]


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		<title>An American Guyinist in Paris</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 20:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DirkJohanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in Paris for about three days, with some time to kill. How did this come to be?  Its complicated, but its really ultimately simple.  The simple explanation is that I&#8217;m single.  Being single means I can have time to kill in places like Paris, not having to be on someone else&#8217;s agenda, schlepping through overpriced stores to buy the same stuff you can get at home for less.  Its like living the gay lifestyle, albeit a little lonelier, but without the disgusting anal sex. And what does a guyinist do in Paris with time to kill?  I know what you&#8217;re thinking.  A married guyinist with time to kill would be doing hookers.  But a single guyinist?  Yes, I am staying in a red light district (bordering, if not in, Pigalle), but a single guyinist has plenty of hookers at home he can do.  There&#8217;s no need to waste precious time in Paris getting ass that can be gotten back at home, where if I like the ass, it&#8217;ll be around for me to have again and again. For a guy from Tampa, doing hookers in Paris is sort of like a guy traveling from Paris to Tampa to sample [...]


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		<title>FIFA Fabrications</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 17:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DirkJohanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an attempt to suppress guys&#8217; sexuality, corral our resources into more expensive alternatives for getting laid that include underwriting the cost of raising their children, and force us to fuck fat and old women, feminist organizations and the MSM that caters to womens&#8217; insatiable consumption routinely exaggerate the amount of sex trafficking.  Some have taken to describing prostitution as &#8220;rape-for-hire.&#8221; Consistent with that scheme, feminist groups and the media have claimed that 40,000 sex slaves were brought to service guys at The World Cup.  According to an article in the Wall Street Journal, and everyone they interviewed, the 40,000 figure is a complete fabrication.  One researcher has even stated that they have not seen a single case of sex trafficking connected to The World Cup.  Another researcher, Marlise Richter of the University of the Witwatersrand in Johannesburg, is confident the 40,000 figure is &#8220;completely ridiculous.&#8221; Of course, sex slavery does exist, but if any of you guys believe that it is a significant phenomena in the United States, you are ill-informed.  Apparently, its not that widespread in Africa, either. Check that.  If, as a husband, you do not service your wife frequently enough or to her satisfaction, she might [...]


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		<title>Study:  Antibodies Prevent STDs</title>
		<link>http://guyinism.com/dirksxploits/study-antibodies-prevent-stds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a more-than-three-decade long bombshell study, laboratories have confirmed that antibodies can be just as effective in preventing sexually transmitted diseases as they are in preventing many other types of diseases. The study participant is a guy whose sex life started started relatively slowly, but soon accelerated to include having sex with scores of hyper-sexually-active women, including hookers and swingers. Earlier in life, the participant would feel like he was coming down with a cold simply from making out with relatively innocent and inexperienced girls. Not long thereafter, he graduated to prostitutes, including one who became his girlfriend and with whom he had unprotected sex 1-2 nights a week for a year and a half while she was having sex with about 10 other guys a day. He even once managed to avoid coming down with chlamydia when, in approximately 1985, he was the third and final guy blown by a Manhattan street whore with a half-inch-long protruding growth on her face for a total of $20 (i.e., $6.67 each rounded to the nearest penny), and the first two guys blown tested positive for the disease. The study participant has also been an active and semi-regular swingers clubgoer since 1993, [...]


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