In perhaps the most stunning blow ever to the continued viability of heterosexual marriage, the city of Fort Myers Beach, Florida, has fired its City Manager due to his becoming bethrothed to porn star Anabela Mota, n/k/a Jazella Moore Janke: see http://www.fox8.com/wjw-news-town-manager-porn-star,0,3992129.story?track=rss The City Manager, Scott Janke, who appears to be pretty much just a regular...
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I have been to about a dozen swingers clubs and a fair number of swingers parties, and I’ve been to at least two swingers conventions and at least one swingers hotel takeover – but I have never been to Swingfest. I want to go. Badly. And I’m sure I will if I’m still seeing the dominatrix...
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Tax Freedom Day, the first day of the year in which the nation as a whole theoretically earned enough income to fund its annual tax burden, fell on May 12 this year. It took me another two months to get so-called “free” sex – as if an explanation were needed, I call it ”so-called free” because the...
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The brutal murder of Steve McNair shows that no guy, not even a 6’2″, 235 pound, black, former professional football player, is safe from dating violence at the hands of today’s aggressive, narcissistic, and substantially insane young women. While the motives of the assailant, with whom Mr. McNair was apparently carrying on a relationship supplemental to his marriage, are...
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With so much of America and my readership in the grip of All-Things-Republican-But-Ron Paul Derangement Syndrome, I’m not defending Mark Sanford – as he was four-square behind Clinton’s impeachment, he does not deserve it. I just object to the stepped-up misandry in the wake of his “disappearance.” Comments such as this by Gail Collins in the New York...
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The last three girls I’ve fucked are 21, 19, and 21, respectively. Here they are, out of order: Here’s another of the last girl, with one of her play partners. I include this picture since it best shows off her vaginal tat,which I had a chance to taste: Click on pen to var...
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Upon special request of a regular Balls Monologues reader, I was asked to provide official commentary on the following article, containing the following quote: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ian-kerner/viva-la-vulva_b_167967.html “As any man who has spent time in the trenches will tell you, the female orgasm is an elusive thing. Like Bigfoot and quality television, we know it’s out...
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This isn’t about Heidi Fleiss’ venture. This is about the whorehouses for women that all over the place in every city and town in America. My friend George (his real alias, but not his real name) is in town tonight. He’s visiting because on Monday he has to plead to some felony drug charges, or something to do...
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