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A good story on the bogus “sex crimes” accusations against Julian Assange appears here, on Ferdinand Bardamu’s In Mala Fide blog. Contrary to widespread speculation, Assange is not being charged with rape, but apparently just for, believe it or not,  something called “sex by surprise” due to having sex without a condom. Of course,...
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I am now officially a Contributing Author to The Spearhead which picked up my previous post, “A Little Less Estrogen on Wall Street.”  See http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/09/14/a-little-less-estrogen-on-wall-street/ While I appreciate that The Spearhead ran the fuckonometric analysis I ultimately added to the post, I will continue to maintain The Balls Monologues as a separate entity. After...
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A Seinfeld-themed porn parody, Stienfeel, is in the works. Fuhgettabout the George Cuntstanza role:  I’ll eat my balls if it doesn’t end up going to Ron Jeremy.  But it looks like one of you guys may have a shot at the Newman character.  Check out the description below – the producers don’t appear optimistic...
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Add observant Shiite Muslims to the list of people who want to see me dead. Come to think of it, most observant Shiite Muslims probably already want to see me dead.  Now they also want to see my carcass mutilated. So why do they want to see my carcass mutilated?  Because I am hereby...
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Due to Sarah Palin’s recent incessant pro woman-power rantings, The Spearhead is running an entitled,   “Sarah Palin: Feminist or Not?” My slightly edited response: “She’s too dumb for me to think of her a feminist, misandrist, Marxist, or something else ‘-ist’ -  or, for that matter, as something ‘-ive.’  I just think of...
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No Attorney General has hounded Craigslist more over its ads for directly- compensated sex than former Nixon Administration insider, Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal. While most of the adult ads on Craigslist deliver the sex they implicitly promise for the price implicitly communicated as acceptable, Blumenthal’s own marketing- of himself – is largely a...
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The Tampa Bay Times can always be counted on for headlines and captions that are someone stupid only a woman would say, usually misandric. This caption particularly caught my eye.  It illustrates the hazard in making a wax figure out of a chick who’s still alive but used to be hot. Click on pen...
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Just a few weeks before she was embarrassed in front of the world by her husband’s sexcapades – apparently shocked by the fact that a guy who used to be married to a porn star would want a little strange, or a lot of strange as the case is turning out to be (...
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Don’t ask how I could have gone so long without managing to add that feature. Anyway, you can now subscribe by entering your email address. The space for doing that is currently directly beneath the Recent Comments section. Click on pen to var showHover=false; Bookmark on DeliciousDigg this postRecommend on Facebookshare via RedditShare with...
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Something happened with my host’s server recently, and this site was down for a few days.  Some recent posts were not backed up, nor some recent comments.  They gave me some technical terms as to exactly what happened. I’ll have a new post up soon, hopefully by the end of the day, and plan...
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