No Poker Face
Like so many women these days, particularly those in their late 30s and their 40s who are losing their looks, Lady Gaga has been publicly proclaiming that she is celibate. She claims its because she’s doesn’t have time to get to know anyone.
It turns out that Gaga is full of caca – like nearly all women that claim they are celibate, she’s just hypergamous, and couldn’t really care less about getting to know anyone before sex if they are of sufficient status. As reported by the New York Post, the not-all-that-hot-looking Gaga’s desire to fuck out of her league has caused her to be banned from the New York Yankee clubhouse as a result of spending about half an hour Friday night stripping and fondling her breasts in an attempt to get summarily fucked by ballers she doesn’t know other than as guys she sees on TV.
Lady Gaga, drunk and celibate - and looking to score?
In fact, Gaga’s lack of knowledge of the ballers was particularly evident considering one of the guys she hit on was 34 year-old Alex Rodriguez, who is known for focusing his dating – and even marrying – women older than he is. Gaga is only 24.
The incident occurred after a game between the Yankees, who have the best record in baseball, and their mediocre cross-town rival, the New York Mets. Just days before, she had flipped off the Mets home crowd at CitiField, apparently angered that she was “only” given a front-row seat, and not a seat in a private box (to which she was eventually moved), so it can be safely presumed she would not be caught naked with a member of the second best baseball team in New York.
No word on whether Gaga is still celibate. Of course, like most reasonably attractive successful women, Gaga considers herself “bisexual” – if they can’t get top shelf guys, they’d rather not give regular guys the satisfaction. Having obviously been striking out with the few guys she deems worthy, here’s betting the next we hear about Gaga having sex, its with a chick.
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