Violence Threatens the Guyinism Spring
Throughout my entire conscious lifetime, the real opinions of guys have been repressed due to fears of sexual recrimination. Us guys have been afraid to show our true selves out of fear that our wives or girlfriends would cut us off, divorce us, or break up with us, that couples and relatives wouldn’t introduce us to single girls they know, or that our general reputation would suffer – all on account of being true to ourselves – costing us precious sex.
The internet changed a lot of that, of course. For the first time, regular guys have been able to anonymously blog and anonymously comment to mainstream news sites. Sure, our IP address could be captured or we could be otherwise exposed if we weren’t extra careful, but so long as we weren’t incarcerated or broke, there was always the girls on Craigslist erotic services (now adult services), who would still take our money. In other words, guys had become empowered to speak freely about sex, relationships, women, and dating, and still get laid by hot chicks.
The severe uptick in dating and domestic violence by women is putting all of that in jeopardy now. That re-chill has now hit The Balls Monologues.
In response to the brutal slaying of IBA Welterweight Champion Arturo Gatti by his stripper wife and other reported acts of violence against some very tough guys lately, I have now privatized the second of two posts about a girl I dated earlier this year. That girl, who I will only refer to as OZ (real initials), claims to have done over 5 years in a juvenile facility for attempted murder of her own father, and to earn the bulk of her income off participating in robberies, including one at gunpoint during which shots were fired. She’s quite tech savvy – I am worried that she is getting ideas, and that this time she will kill. That’s not how I want to get famous – I want to cash in on fame and get the avalanche of sex first – I want to live to see the Guyinism Summer.
The murders of Gatti and Steve McNair show that even the toughest guys in the world are vulnerable. Its not just the high-profile killings of a professional boxing champion and an NFL star that have the attention of guyinists everywhere – its the weaponry used in the attacks. McNair and Gatti were murdered in their sleep, but some of the violence has even involved mental cruelty. In that vein, Kimberly Lynn Calvert, 45, of Treasure Island, Florida, was arrested last week for attacking her boyfriend with his competition, a pink sex toy: http://www.tampabay.com/news/
Melissa Lashay Phillips, 28, of Tampa woman, was also arrested last week - for slicing a guy with a box cutter in an attempt to scalp him. The petite Phillips, at only 4’11″, left a 10 inch slice in the guy’s back and a 3 inch slice in the guy’s leg: http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/article1017290.ece The Phillips attack shows that these violent women don’t just have names that sound like terrorists, like McNair’s killer, Sahel Kazemi – they have actually adopted terrorist weaponry as their own.
Its now become conceivable to imagine a cell of broads, slighted by being left off the guest-list for the post-game orgy, hijacking the Yankee team plane and flying it into a building in order to seek revenge against Derek Jeter.
And its become very conceivable for me to see OZ calling in a favor by calling in the guys from Miami.
Guyinism must remain slightly in the shadows, for now – at least until I can afford round-the-clock bodyguards – including the bedroom – so I don’t end up murdered in my sleep, like Gatti and McNair.
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