An Open Email to a Porn Agent

July 9, 2009

Chris,

I am writing to follow-up on my call last week about serving as a referring agent for Type9Models. As I related, I am a practicing attorney looking for a new career, though, truth be told, at $500/girl after the third B/G scene, it doesn’t sound like I should give up my day job if that is the extent of the compensation. Anyway, that was not my intention, for now, though I suspect that if I could be you for just one year … If you have a written agreement you generally use and some requirements as far as submitting pictures and such, please send them to me when you have a chance.

You had mentioned there might be other ways I can get involved. I am fine with making substantially less money in order to have a job in the industry. I am also free to relocate to Porn Valley. Actually, for a steady job in the industry, I’d relocate to North Korea.

A bit more about me. I have a blog, http://guyinism.com , from which you can probably glean a lot about me.

Also, to be real, of course I’d love to be talent, though that was not at all any part of my reason in contacting you, but now that I am writing ….. I know there are no shortage of guys out there who want to be talent, as well, but I’ve attached a picture of myself in action, anyway – what the heck – and, with 16 years in the swinging world and having proven over and over I can go from 0 to 60 with hot hookers less than half my age on a regular basis, I’ve got the wood that it takes to perform – plus, I blow large loads. And I have experience – I actually got paid $250 to do a scene with my ex about four years ago, but apparently the company went out of business soon after. The check did clear, though, so I guess I’m officially paid porn talent.

Also, finally, for your convenience, I’m including a link for attorney [Richard Berman, real alias], the Fort Lauderdale attorney I mentioned during my call. I spoke with [Richard] about the case. If its too small for his firm, I’m sure he can hook you up, or I’d be happy to provide more recommendations. Anyway, here he is:

Hope to hear from you, and in the meantime, I’ll be on the lookout for horny sluts - there is no shortage of them in Tampa.

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