DirkJohanson fights off the paparazzi!

August 31, 2009

The Monologues has nearly 13,000 hits this month, which is actually down from July, and DirkJohanson is fending off the paparazzi.  In fact, on Friday night, at The Venue, St. Petersburg, Florida’s, popular nightspot, DirkJohanson was approached by paparazzi not just once – but twice – and both times refused to allow a photograph of himself and his date. 

OK – there really isn’t a connection between the number of hits I’ve been getting and the paparazzi.  This is the deal – I’ve been seeing a married chick, and clubs these days are full of photogs looking to put pics of clubgoers on websites.  In fact, with so many photogs in clubs, not to mention chicks with digital cameras ready to fill MySpace pages, in order to be fending off the paparazzi, pretty much all you have to do is either be married and out cheating, or be with someone who is married and out cheating.  And with the growing popularity of such cheatings websites as AshleyMadison.com, cheating is easier than ever.  Just about anyone can feel what its like to be Branjelina and hide from the cameras!

Do I feel sorry for proverbially beating up the photographer?  No – I was perfectly polite, and just seconds after both incidents he was spotted taking pictures of other anonymous people whose identities he did not know (the ballers didn’t arrive until later).

But if I see that motherfucker lurking around the parking lot of my apartment complex …

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