DirkJohanson honored by “The Sexist”

DirkJohanson was honored yesterday by Amanda Hess with five out of 13 ”comments of the week.”  Hess’ blog, The Sexist, appears on the prominent Washington City Paper and Creating Loafing “underground” newspapers sites.  Some of DirkJohanson’s posts appeared in the Monologues recently in Lets Whine Our Balls Off.

It was the second time I was so honored, the last time being for my work commenting on Hess’ post, “Semen Facials Are Like Weddings.”

Speaking of honors, last night I attended the 17th annual Nightmoves Central Florida Adult Entertainment Awards in Tampa.  In attendance were such Guyinist luminaries as Ron Jeremy (serving in his perennial role as emcee), Dirty D, 25 cent (from the Bubba the Love Sponge show), and a bevy of porn stars (including Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei, and Alektra Blue), strippers, hookers, and swingers.  Winner of the category best “lingerie model” (wink wink) went to the very friendly Amber of Platinum Lingerie in Holiday, Florida.

Amber:

For those of you not familiar with “lingerie modeling” studios, which sometimes alternatively refer to themselves as “aromatherapy,” “relaxation,” and, of course, massage parlors, and which are sometimes referred to by others as “jack shacks,” the usual scenario is this:  you pay for a room for a set amount of time (which usually ends up being less than time than you were told you had paid for), there’s a starting tip which usually results in a ”show” during which the girl almost always decides on her own volition to give you a hand job, and a higher tip amount for the best “show” which generally causes the girl to almost always decide to fuck you.  There often is an intermediate level, as well, during which the girl decides she wants to blow you.   To keep it “legal,” the “model” at no time performs a particular sex act for money, and you at no time ask.  She just happens to be very horny and appreciatice.  The customer is rarely, if ever, actually solicited to purchase lingerie.

One of the great things about attending this award ceremony is that you can watch a girl win an award for having sex, and the next day, go out and experience that award-winning sex.  Easily.  In this case, just by driving to Holiday, Florida (where, as I learned interviewing her after she took the award, she works during the day, Sunday through Thursday,), and paying her some money.

Which, for the record, I haven’t done -

yet.

In case you’re interested, Amber’s studio is here:  http://platinumlingeriemodels.com/

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