DirkJohanson on the “Ground Zero” mosque
Like many cities, New York City has a zoning regulation that prohibits adult businesses from being within 500 feet of a place of worship.
I cut my payah teeth in a peep show within 500 feet of the proposed ain’t exactly at Ground Zero mosque. For just a 50 cent token, a window would open up, through which I would give hot chicks just one more dollar in order to fondle their breasts for a minute or so. “$1.50 Breast” is what I would call it, and for just a few bucks more, a guy could get more. For instance, another $1 and you could be feeling the chicks’ ass.
For added stimulation – not that a younger DirkJohanson needed it - sometimes there were a couple people fucking on the floor of the room the naked chicks were in. Even without the people fucking, I would frequently leave $1.50 Breast with large, Peter North-sized, wet semen stains on my pants, as I embarassingly slithered through the crowded downtown streets onto the subway.
$1.50 Breast as I knew it is gone. Last I checked, there was still porn at that location, but no more windowless peeps, gone since Mayor Rudy Giuliani drove them away.
Nonetheless, if the mosque is built, never again in the foreseeable future will pornography and prostitution flourish at this historic location, where DirkJohanson first cut his, uh, er, tongue on numerous hot Puerto Rican chicks’ nipples.
Its bad enough that an asswipe like Giuliani shut down windowless peeps, but to allow a mosque to destroy the nature of this site – historic to guyinists and payahs everywhere, even if they’ve never heard of it yet – would forever desecrate this historic location. The mosque cannot be built at that location. The ground nearby is holy to Guyinism. It is Guyinism’s ground zero.
As an alternative, technically, some of the original Twin Towers site itself is more than 500 feet away from the former site of $1.50 Breast. To the Iman and your fellow America-hating financial backers, just sayin’ it could be a win-win for both you and Guyinism if you’ll kindly remake the plans for a couple blocks to the southwest.
After all, dammit, if you build the mosque at the proposed location, it would be like Giuliani won.
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