DIRTY D ASSOCIATES ARRESTED, DIRKJOHANSON’S PORN COMEBACK IN JEOPARDY, GUYS ACROSS TAMPA BAY HUNKERING DOWN, Chile Quake Toll Tops 700
Porn empire threatened by underage porn charges; Dirty D rumored to be hiding-out in Barcelona.
In a coordinated sweep by the three law enforcement agencies, two associates of Guyinism hero/adversary turned plain-old hero Michael Storm, a/k/a Dirty D, have been arrested for doing porn with a 17 year-old back in 2007.
Stephen Chastain was arrested by the Tampa police and Ryan Holtz was arrested by the St. Petersburg police, both arrests occurring this past Wednesday. According to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, the three guys knew that the girl was using a fake ID but nonetheless paid her $500 to do two scenes. Dirty D, whose most recent arrest was last year for jacking off in a porno movie theater after the Monologues made public that the porno video booth he had been using wasn’t in a real porno theater but rather in his subdivision home, has himself not yet been arrested because, according to an unidentified media informant, “dirtysgoindown (alleged to be Michael Chapin of Sarasota aka “Charles Taylor” by a commenter named “grownup),” Dirty D is currently in Spain at a porn convention, presumably the The Barcelona Summit – but the Summit ended six days ago. It is not yet known whether Dirty D will return to the United States to face charges, or instead do the Curt Flood and take a one-way ferry ride out to Mallorca.
Because my porn comeback was largely planned around re-affiliating with Dirty D – for whom I did an internship in “Susan Reno is a Sticky Mess: The Tampa Bay Bukkake (Scene 2)” by being about the 14th guy to deliver a cum shot to the face of Susan Reno back when Dirty D’s then-fledgling empire was centered around gang-bangs, bukkakes, and the Tampa Bay Bukkake site – the arrests have placed my comeback in serious jeopardy.
My comeback had only recently geared-up. I was becoming increasingly angry that some guys get paid to have sex every day while I am stuck in the office, had signed up for a porn-talent website, and had advised a Miami porn agent of my sexual resume. Then, in response to a September 11, 2009, email from Dirty D inviting me to re-join his websites and noting that he was looking for stunt cocks in Tampa, I embarked upon an extended series of measures in order to both get around the lifetime ban that Dirty D’s billing service, CCBill, had placed on me as retribution for my prevailing against CCBill in an unrelated credit card chargeback dispute, and to avoid letting Dirty D know my real alias in case he was still feeling any bad blood toward me as a result of some of my prior posts about him.
Almost immediately after I rejoined the Dirty one’s sites, I began receiving calls from Holtz to star in some scenes. As I Tweeted on February 9, I had to turn down the first shoot I offered due to an early-morning appointment the next day, in combination with the fact that my gums had been bleeding after a teeth cleaning at a periodontist. Despite these facts, I did inquire of Holtz to tell me more about the scene and the girl, but he wasn’t talking. Who knows if that girl was underage, too?!!!
Holtz’s next call, less than a week later and also only on a few hours notice, was similarly untimely due to early morning commitments. A few days later, Holtz called for the third time, a call I simply missed. I called back to indicate my availability that evening, as well as that of a 24 YO girl who had just been released from jail and was eager to do some porn to make some money, but, apparently, my call was too late. Holtz didn’t get back to me, and I haven’t heard from him the nearly two weeks since. With the specter of Tampa’s leading porn empire in a shambles, it would seem unlikely I’ll be getting any more calls any time soon.
Aftershocks are reverberating around Tampa Bay. It is not just those of us who are part of the Dirty D porn empire, but all guys who, like me, who have been relying upon Dirty D’s age-vetting in order to comply with federal law - or what we thought was his age-vetting – before deciding to have sex with the younger-looking girls starring on his websites. Of particular concern to me, as many of you regular readers know, is the true age of my former go-to hooker Tabatha Jennings, who I described as looking like a middle-school cheerleader and who, when she claimed to be she was 20, still didn’t even look anywhere near close to 18.
Tabatha Jennings and Stunt Cock Doe
For those of us who are not sure they have ever seen a 17 year-old in porn, I do not yet know the identity of the girl involved (check sheriff site), or whether her videos still appear on any of Dirty D’s sites. However, tread carefully – even if you merely and unwittingly view then, you can do time for kiddie porn – which means any of us who have viewed an area of the site where her image was(is?) available – and perhaps wanked to it – can do time. I’m confident Dirty D is web-savvy enough that he has probably taken down the contraband from overseas, but one can never be too careful. For instance, if he delegated the hands-on web work, something which is likely for a guy with his resume of accomplishments (I have earlier described him as the Orson Welles of porn for the versatility of his achievements as Producer, Director, and star), he may not even have ready-access to the password.
Of course, come to think of it, if it turns out Tabatha Jennings was under 18 when the above video was filmed, it is already too late for you. But no worries – if you do experience legal problems as a result of viewing this website, Guyinism Legal Defense will be there to support you – assuming I am allowed to represent you from prison. Besides, your case – unsuspectingly looking at a minor sucking cock on a kind-a, sort-a news site - would be a great test case of the law. You could make history!
For obvious reasons, the Monologues will be following this story very, very closely.
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