Study: Antibodies Prevent STDs
In a more-than-three-decade long bombshell study, laboratories have confirmed that antibodies can be just as effective in preventing sexually transmitted diseases as they are in preventing many other types of diseases.
The study participant is a guy whose sex life started started relatively slowly, but soon accelerated to include having sex with scores of hyper-sexually-active women, including hookers and swingers. Earlier in life, the participant would feel like he was coming down with a cold simply from making out with relatively innocent and inexperienced girls. Not long thereafter, he graduated to prostitutes, including one who became his girlfriend and with whom he had unprotected sex 1-2 nights a week for a year and a half while she was having sex with about 10 other guys a day. He even once managed to avoid coming down with chlamydia when, in approximately 1985, he was the third and final guy blown by a Manhattan street whore with a half-inch-long protruding growth on her face for a total of $20 (i.e., $6.67 each rounded to the nearest penny), and the first two guys blown tested positive for the disease.
The study participant has also been an active and semi-regular swingers clubgoer since 1993, and been involved in at least two 10 guy or more gang bangs.
Moreover, the study participant is quintissentially average: he’s slightly-below average American height, and isn’t wealthy. Even besides the hookers and swingers, the women who he has sex are obviously not that particular about who they do it with, and he hasn’t taken a virginity since 1982.
Yes, I received yet another round of negative STD results test yesterday. I’m still 0 for my lifetime.
Living evidence, if not downright proof. Forget about what you’ve seen on TV and heard in health class.
DirkJohanson: STD-free since the Kennedy Administration.
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