Swingfest 2009 – October 22-25, 2009

July 25, 2009

I have been to about a dozen swingers clubs and a fair number of swingers parties, and I’ve been to at least two swingers conventions and at least one swingers hotel takeover – but I have never been to Swingfest.

I want to go. Badly. And I’m sure I will if I’m still seeing the dominatrix I met on www.sugardaddyforme.com and had a date with, and got blown by (free) on Monday, herself a veteran of the South Florida swing scene.

I must admit, though, years ago, at first thought, it seemed unnecessary to me to attend a large swingers convention. After all, the best night I ever had in a swingers club was on a sparsely-attended Christmas Night, 1992, at Deenie’s Hideway in Pompano Beach. There were maybe 15 couples in the whole club that night, but the four best-looking couples, one of which I was part of, were easily able to find each other and get down and dirty – and do so much earlier in the night than on a normal Saturday night, when there are usually so many hot people to choose from that decision-making and foursomelying or sixsomelying up is usually protracted. As for a convention, so I thought, why get on a plane, or pay for a hotel room and seminars, no less?

The first convention I ever attended was a somewhat unfortunate experience. I was about 35, and my date was a 63 YO resident of a trailer in a nudist colony - I attracted a lot of attention, she did not, and she quite badly wanted it – from me. I managed not to play with her – someone else actually did – and I don’t remember if I played at all that night, or just watched dozens of other people having hot sex. If I’m not mistaken, the closest I got to sex was holding the shoulder of a gorgeous 40ish babe while she shared a paunchy 60ish guy’s cock with another, even hotter, 30ish chick. It was an experience I don’t care to re-live. I do not prefer to be a voyeur – guyinists participate – and get more than shoulder.

My next convention was a Lifestyles Convention in Reno, which at the time was the big national convention for swingers. I went single, the major part of a stopover visiting a swinger friend of mine (Bruce – real name – he doesn’t care) who lived in Reno, on the way to eventually meeting my parents in Seattle to take a decidedly asexual bus tour. Despite going single, I played quite heartily, and learned that swingers convention sex was a far cry from swingers club sex. While swingers club sex often involves extended social foreplay and Michael Bolton-background-music-impaired sex, swingers convention sex is more of the hip-hop variety – definitively grab-and-go-at-it. The first night, a cute, skinny little 20-something Asian grabbed me just as the party was filling, apologetically exclaimed that she only had sex with four guys the night before, and stated she had just been warming up and was really ready to have fun that night, which we did. Later that evening, Bruce and I served as human moorings, while two girls dildoed each other into ecstasy while the whole room looked on at close distance, and the next night, I actually got thrown out of the party while – yes while - I was receiving a blow job (unbeknownst to me, the party was couples-only, and the guy footing the bill for the room wasn’t happy that he wasn’t getting any action, even with his hot wife that wanted to do me, while I was).

As for the seminars, I attend a talk by Ron Jeremy on Sex and the Law. For the $15 charge, I was able to write off the entire Reno portion of the trip.

Last year, Swingfest became the all-time granddaddy of swingers conventions, unless there was a bigger one back in Caesar’s Palace - not the one in Vegas, but the one in Ancient Rome. Swingfest 2008 was attended by over 5500 couples – a total of 11,063 people, the odd-number presumably reflecting singles. (FYI a limited number of single guys will be allowed this year – but I hate swinging single, so think twice about it). This year, the pace of registrations is even faster.

Anyway, if you’re a swinger, you already know you should go. If you’re not, its even more imperative that you go. You only live once, fool. Get your wife or girlfriend to go, or get a new wife or girlfriend – 5500 guys pulled it off last year – you can, too. Plus, if you’re going to turn your girl onto swinging, do you want to do it on an off-night, or at a massive scene where she’ll be able to say to herself, ”what the heck – everybody’s doing it”)?

The link to swingfest is http://www.swingfestevents.com/

And if you can’t go, find a couple of girls on Craigs or Backpage and at least have your own little swingfest that weekend. I mean, do you really want spend that weekend doing dinner and a movie while there’s over 11,000 people at a giant orgy?

In fact, I’m getting so horny writing this, I think I’m going to make a call and set up a little fest of my own with hottest-green-eyed-italian-200-special-tampa-escorts-backpage_com.mht

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