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		<title>Two Guys and No Women Gone Fishin’</title>
		<link>http://guyinism.com/sexlationships/two-guys-and-no-women-gone-fishin%e2%80%99/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 15:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DirkJohanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lot of guys take up golf to get away from their pestering wives.  Inevitably, many of these same wives soon take up golf, and so the guy has to then take up another “hobby” so disgusting and otherwise unpleasant there is no way his wife will want to do that, too.  So these guys take up fishing. Some of the same wives then, in turn, actually take up fishing, too.  These are women that will do anything for their husbands.  If you are a guy married to one of these women that takes up fishing just to be with you, I’m gonna give you a piece of advice right now that is one of the most important pieces of advice I will ever give you.  If you’re wife is willing to take up fishing, she’s undoubtedly also down for regular threesomes with another chick.  In fact, I’m pretty confident she’ll prefer threesomes to fishing.  Its Saturday.  Swingers clubs are at their best tonight.  There’s no better time than right at this moment to raise the issue. Anyway, Charlie Sheen, who is no stranger to threesomes and moresomes,  has, not surprisingly, come up with an idea even better for getting [...]


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		<title>Guyinism in support of welfare reform!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 03:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DirkJohanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I fucked a chick more than 20 years ago when she was 18, so freshly after having given birth that while I was banging her, she was lactating so voluminously it looked like I&#8217;d already fired off a giant wet load on her chest.  She went on to become a stripper, got married, had another kid or two, now works a regular job, and today posted the following on Facebook: &#8220;Kentucky just passed the best law ever. To be on Foodstamps, Medicade,or Cash Assistance either for you or your children you have to pass a DRUG Test. Now if we could get every state to do the same would be GREAT. If you agree re-post. We have to work and take a drug test so should they.&#8221; My response:  I agree that law is great.  Every stripper and hooker in Kentucky should be arriving down here in Florida any day now!  Lets hope that all of the remaining states &#8211; all, that is, except  of course Florida &#8211; pass the same law! Click on pen to var showHover=false; No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin. Write a quick comment


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		<title>John Leslie, 1945-2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 01:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DirkJohanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this obituary for porn legend John Leslie. Its so detailed, I feel like I went to his wake &#8211; and his funeral. And here, I thought that when I was younger, that if I went into porn, I&#8217;d lose all my friends. Here he is, in some vintage work, with Nina Hartley:  Nina Hartley And John Leslie Classic Skin-Flick. Apparently, he will be missed. Click on pen to var showHover=false; No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin. Write a quick comment


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		<title>Wikileaks Assange&#8217;s &#8220;Sex Crimes&#8221; Accusers:  Anna Ardin and Sofia Wilén Exposed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 04:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A good story on the bogus &#8220;sex crimes&#8221; accusations against Julian Assange appears here, on Ferdinand Bardamu&#8217;s In Mala Fide blog. Contrary to widespread speculation, Assange is not being charged with rape, but apparently just for, believe it or not,  something called &#8220;sex by surprise&#8221; due to having sex without a condom. Of course, the broads, who were groupies of his that knew each other, are not charged, even though they were participants.  My question:  doesn&#8217;t that mean they should also round-up Sweden&#8217;s massive population of single mothers? The Guyinisphere is hard at work around the globe trying to uncover the powers-that-be behind the ludicrous allegations.  If you have any information, please provide it to me. In the meantime, here are pictures of the cunts: If you are in Sweden, do not &#8211; I repeat DO NOT -  fuck them under any circumstances.  It ain&#8217;t worth it. Click on pen to var showHover=false; No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin. 2 comment(s) for this post: Callisto: 2010-Dec-06 I'm kind of surprised the extent of charges just so they can justify Assange's arrest. It's all bullshit and reveals more about the bullshit concept of [...]


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		<title>Gary Dell&#8217;Abate, in case you really read this&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 03:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DirkJohanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I met Gary Dell&#8217;Abate of the Howard Stern show this evening while he was promoting his book, They Call Me Baba Booey, and talked to him about my blog.  He said he would check it out. So, Gary, in case you do read it, here are some of my best posts: My baby turned 20 about my then go-to hooker turning 20 Johns by Choice about guys like me, Charlie Sheen, and Spitzer No apologies, damnit! about a wussy NFL coach (I mention Sal in this one) AskMen? No. AskGuys. Real guys. about a bogus poll Jenny Hendrix wanted to fuck me (self-explanatory) Take Me Out to the Sapphic Sex Romp (about the the Mark Sanford affair) Cunt of the Week &#8211; Ilya Dall (showing one of the regular features I would have on my blog if I had time to have regular features on my blog) Thank you, and if you can&#8217;t use me but can hook me up with someone who might help me get the word out, I&#8217;ll be eternally grateful. And, yes, I know what you are thinking, and I&#8217;m going to talk more to Joe about helping my website look decent and function properly. Anyway, I&#8217;d [...]


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		<title>Two Reasons to Give Thanks &#8211; Again.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 04:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DirkJohanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the day before Thanksgiving, each year,  since 1961, the Wall Street Journal has run two editorials: The Desolate Wilderness and And The Fair Land.  Those journal editorials are, like the Macy&#8217;s Day Parade, Detroit Lions football, and turkey, part of American Thanksgiving tradition. And so, and because its easy to do, in the tradition of Thanksgiving, each year, until I am killed, I will reproduce an excerpt from my semenal Thanksgiving post of last year: One can debate whether its better to be a woman or a guy. From my vantage point, it seems like the sex that &#8211; as long as they don’t choose to be fat, can get the other sex to support them and not have to work, and can have sex with someone passable just about whenever they want for free  – not to mention so many other advantages such as hiring preferences, loan programs, and military benefits without military responsibilities &#8211; has it better.  Some reasonable guys differ on this point &#8230;  Either way, imagine either how much worse our lives would be if we didn’t have, or how much better our lives are because we do have, balls. On this Thanksgiving, &#8230; whether they are big in size [...]


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		<title>DirkJohanson:  Don&#8217;t Fart Around Chicks. Period.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2010 16:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Roissy is currently running a fun column self-explanatorily entitled, &#8220;Time to Fart as a Measure of Relationship Strength.&#8221; In a comment, I took the position that there is never a time to fart around chicks you are or may want to bang.  My anal-ysis (no pun intended, edits in brackets): I appreciate the analysis but I go with a strict no-farting around the girl policy to the extent possible, and I find it very possible by simply taking a shit when I feel the first fart coming on. To counter shit smell permeating the premises, carry single-use packets of Just a Drop. Perhaps because I am the kind of guy that is always overachieving with women – often either admired or envied for dating chicks way hotter than it seems I deserve – I proceed in relationships as if I have little wiggle room, which means no farting (“little” being the operative word – what wiggle room I have I spend trying to and  actually  getting some ass on the side). Also, it is important to keep post-relationship sex in mind. Even if a guy is on the verge of dumping a girl, I am sure most of you will [...]


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		<title>Get the Baja 1000 hookup</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 00:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DirkJohanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let porn producer Ricky James, who is in the process of putting together the Seinfeld porn parody, Stienfeel, that I&#8217;ve applied for hook you up at the Baja 1000 this weekend.  Party bar hop from Paris de Noche to Anthony&#8217;s to Poker Face to Charles with a hot Chica escort all night for just $200. Check out Ensanada Chicas.com for further details. Click on pen to var showHover=false; No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin. Write a quick comment


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		<title>Ode to Analingus</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 21:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DirkJohanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Roissy&#8217;s been bombarding my email inbox with some of his old posts recently, presumably his classics, which most of them are.  One I recently received was called Perverted Porn, in which he analyzed (no pun intended) various exotic porn genres, including, but not limited to, drinking cum out of a glass (Grossout rating 8, Sexual perversion rating 9), Two guys one girl (GR varying from 2-10, SP 4), Cum swapping (5-8, 6), Bukkake (7, 7), Frat house voyeurism (4, 5), and Asslicking (Grossout rating 10, Sexual perversion rating 8 [if its a girl's ass, 10 if a guy's]. Wrote the Game master about Asslicking porn, &#8220;Falls under the category of &#8216;Can never get clean enough.&#8217;” Proclaiming, &#8220;you’ll find no bigger aficionado of anal than me,&#8221; the genius of nearly-all-things-gender-other-than -where-direct-payment-for-sex-is-involved added, &#8220;there’s a world of difference between plowing her with my tool and getting her dingleberries caught in my teeth.  Girls don’t shit wafer thin mints, so how is licking her anus supposed to be fun?  I pray I never shake hands with a guy who gets off on asslicking porn.  And porn where the girl licks the guy’s carpeted asshole?  Sweet fancy moses, why don’t you just reach in [...]


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		<title>Charlie Sheen bust to adorn Guyinism&#8217;s Mount Rushmore</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 10:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DirkJohanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does there really need to be an article to explain why? I would have just said this in a Facebook post, but after my permanent ban, I&#8217;ve been too lazy to get myself back on. Click on pen to var showHover=false; No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin. Write a quick comment


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