The Richness of Howard Scheinberg’s Penis
“I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn’t lived that life.”
-Sonya Sotomayor, with minor variation, on a few occasions, over the course of years in planned speeches
What Sotomayor would say about the conclusions of a Latina woman who was fucking a white guy who hasn’t lived that life – and if that same guy was prosecuting a murder case before that Latina woman – is not at all clear.
Which brings us to the case of the first Latina judge ever to take the bench in Broward County, Florida, Ana Gardiner, who was appointed to the bench at the tender age of 36, an age at which few white guys have a prayer of being appointed to the same job. Gardiner was apparently fucking the white guy prosecutor while she was presiding over the murder trial of a Latino guy. The richness of her experiences, which in this case apparently included inserting a guy named Howard Scheinberg’s schlong in her vagina, eventually led to the conclusion that the guy on trial should get the death penalty.
Howard Schleinberg and Judge Ana Gardiner - at least no one could accuse her of being picky
Lest one conclude that Gardiner was a lonely single mom, who just needed a little romance in her life, there are also credible rumors that, in the not-too-distant past, she was banging a guy convicted of Medicaid fraud (even attending his going-off-to-prison yacht party), as well as another prosecutor with cases in front of her.
Today, Gardiner resigned.
We can only hope that the bullying, misandrist, and undersexed Sotomayor takes it as a cue, if not for resigning, at least for getting some. In the latter regard, someone call Elena Kagan.
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