Official Statement on Tiger Woods Sex Controversy

December 10, 2009

DirkJohanson issued an official statement on behalf concerning the Tiger Woods sex controversy to the New York Times:

“This case once again vividly demonstrates why we need to ban opposite sex marriage.  Unfortunately, like so many other great guys, Tiger gave in to the temptation of marrying a beautiful, hot-tempered woman, despite the foolishness of doing so in light of the incredible alternatives available to him.  We needs laws to protect us against that. “

The comment originally appeared at 

http://community.nytimes.com/comments/www.nytimes.com/2009/12/03/sports/golf/03woods.html

It appears that the entire article, including related commentary, has been deleted from the Times’ website, though not before the comment was recommended by at least three registered New York Times readers.

If marijuana is illegal in order to protect us from ourselves, then how, pray tell, can opposite-sex marriage be legal.  Look at what its done to Tiger, both economically and physically.  Obviously, his time would have been better, and his money less, spent if he stuck with just sport-fucking porn stars.

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