Swingers’ Dilemna

Some people think swingers will have sex with all comers at the drop the hat.

This is simply not true. 

Close – but not entirely true.

In fact, all swingers have rules and nearly all have standards, as demonstrated by the email I received today below (for interpretation purposes, I note that again that the word “lifestyle” is insider lingo for swinging):

From: _________@yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:26:42 -0500
Subject: [calienteandparadiseswingersII] wife going to Jamaica alone

Wife going to lifestyle resort alone – pls advise

Me and my future wife have been in the lifestyle for 5 years. We are members of AFF and LoveVoodoo and we have been to a few conventions together and have had a great time. We will also play with couples and singles, the only rule is that if she plays with a single guy I have to be there…

So we are getting married this June, and she plans on going to Hedo II for an event called Loco (see www.lovevoodooloco.com) with 7 of her friends (brides maids) for kind of a bachelorette trip. 5 of their girls are wild and two are prudes! My fiancée wants to play while she is there. I think I am ok with it, and actually a little turned on thinking about it. I only asked that she take pics and show me when she gets back. Maybe email me a few! Has anyone done anything like this before? Was their any jealousy? Is Hedo safe for 7 hot single girls? She says she knows a bunch of other girls that are going also and that they wont stick out. You advice would be appreciated!

Paul

I responded to Paul:

When are they going?  I’ll be happy to go down there and keep and eye on things for you.  Just warn me which two are the prudes first.

Dirk
  

P.S. to Monologues readers:  Five hundred bucks to me gets you their email.

P.P.S.  In the interest of full disclosure, the only June trip mentioned on www.lovevoodooloco.com was Big on the Beach, which proclaims:

“GO BIG GIRL, GO BIG GIRL, GO BIG GIRL”

Yuch.  Better you guys than me.

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