Does there really need to be an article to explain why? I would have just said this in a Facebook post, but after my permanent ban, I’ve been too lazy to get myself back on. Click on pen to var showHover=false; Bookmark on DeliciousDigg this postRecommend on Facebookshare via RedditShare with StumblersTweet about itSubscribe...
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In a move that will surely shock some of the initiated, though not regular readers of The Balls Monologues, DirkJohanson (uh, real name – yes, its my real name. Really) has endorsed a woman in a race against a sorry-excuse-for-a-guy for a seat in the United States Senate. Today, DirkJo formally endorsed Linda McMahon,...
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Its getting to be that time of the year again where we need to start thinking about the 2010 Balls Monologues Guy of the Year. Last year, the award went to hedge fund manager David Tepper, who made about $7 billion in 2009, starting each day by rubbing a pair of brass testicles for...
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If you are in the Tampa Bay/Sarasota area and want to be an Eskimo Brother to Tiger Woods by having fucked the same woman, porn star Devon James is looking to get laid, and willing to do so for only $180. Here’s her current ad, on backpage: Be aware, however, that James was recently...
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I’m in Paris for about three days, with some time to kill. How did this come to be? Its complicated, but its really ultimately simple. The simple explanation is that I’m single. Being single means I can have time to kill in places like Paris, not having to be on someone else’s agenda, schlepping...
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People are always saying you’re going to meet someone when you least expect it. Maybe that works for girls. For guys, its a canard. Most of us have to work at it hard to meet a girl. When I least expect it? Please. I used to least expect I meet a chick while taking...
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I’m headed to a gathering at an ex-baller’s legendary $20 million party crib later this afternoon, having been invited by one of his best friends, who wants me to work for him. The manse will be flooded with hot chicks, who the guy who wants me to work for him has repeatedly – over...
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No Attorney General has hounded Craigslist more over its ads for directly- compensated sex than former Nixon Administration insider, Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal. While most of the adult ads on Craigslist deliver the sex they implicitly promise for the price implicitly communicated as acceptable, Blumenthal’s own marketing- of himself – is largely a...
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In a more-than-three-decade long bombshell study, laboratories have confirmed that antibodies can be just as effective in preventing sexually transmitted diseases as they are in preventing many other types of diseases. The study participant is a guy whose sex life started started relatively slowly, but soon accelerated to include having sex with scores of...
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I’ve been trying for some months to get Creative Loafing, an “underground” paper which publishes printed editions in Charlotte, Chicago, DC, Atlanta, Tampa, and Sarasota, to feature some of my posts in the Sex & Love portion of its websites, which features about 20 bloggers and commenters on sex, including Dan Savage. They have...
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