Posts Tagged ‘ Jerry Seinfeld ’

DirkJohanson Auditioning to be Porn’s Cosmo Kramer

August 27, 2010

I have been granted an audition for the Stienfeel porn parody!  On Tuesday, Producer Ricky James (real alias), having reviewed The Balls Monologues, invited me to “audition on a hot Mexican girl.”  The audition will occur Labor Day week in Ensenada, Mexico. This could be my big break, especially since James is looking for...
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No Poker Face

June 20, 2010
No Poker Face

Like so many women these days, particularly those in their late 30s and their 40s who are losing their looks, Lady Gaga has been publicly proclaiming that she is celibate.  She claims its because she’s doesn’t have time to get to know anyone. It turns out that Gaga is full of caca – like...
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