DirkJohanson – Defending Guys!

January 25, 2010

Add E. Jean of Elle to the list of guy-bashing advice columnists Dan Savage was talking about.

In a January 15 advice column entitled,  I Caught My Boyfriend with a Call Girl, E. Jean advised the woman to keep packing her bags, and attacks the raging popularity of sex for hire, referring to us payahs as ”dickweeds”  and to sex for hire as “the newest dickweed obsession.”

Says E. Jean:

In the old days of 1999, well-bred men kept their porn well hidden in a hole under the floor in the garage, but no more. New technologies like YouPorn have made pornography so chic among the smart set that a gentleman—out of sensitive regard for the feelings of his girlfriend or wife—will now freely give “fooling around with porn on the Internet” as the excuse when he’s, in fact, enjoying the amorous embraces of another woman (or two…or three).

Don’t fall for it. When he crawls to your new doorstep and starts beseeching, the only proper thing to do is hand him the bills for the medical tests he’s forced you to frantically undergo for STDs. Then slam the door, catching as many of his fingers as possible. (After all, those appendages have been doing things that can never be forgiven.)

And here I give an affectionate wave to the working girl who stepped up, did the right thing, and told you the truth. (P.S. Let her know the test results too.)

Unfortunately, the oldest profession is now the newest dickweed obsession

My response:

As documented in my blog,  The Balls Monologues, the traditional marriage framework worked like this:  if women wanted money, they were at the mercy of their husband.  They didn’t have their own income, or access to funds, and were expected to rely entirely upon their husbands for money. 

On the other hand, if guys wanted sex, we were at the mercy of our wives. 

Feminism came along, and suddenly women weren’t at the mercy of their husbands for money, but guys are supposed to be stuck relying entirely upon their wives for sex.  As noted by E. Jean, guys are increasingly refusing to abide by this double-standard.  Its called Guyinism – i.e., guys not taking it anymore.

As noted in She’s cheating on you – why shouldn’t you cheat, too?, fair is fair.

What’s so shocking is that E. Jean has nothing but affection for the hooker in this scenario – but the guy, of course, is a dickweed.  As if the hooker didn’t know she was fucking guys with wives and girlfriends.  In the eyes of the nearly all of the female advice columnists of the world, only guys can be culpable – women are always right.

DirkJohanson:  defending guys.  Defending dickweeds.

Dickweeds like me!

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