Gay Guy Guyinism
As noted in my debut post, Welcome to The Balls Monologues, Dan Savage is probably the most prominent guy sex columnist in America.
Savage and I don’t agree about everything. For instance, he finds sticking his cock where another guy shits from to be sexually exciting, and whereas Savage presumably likes having other guys’ ball milk in his mouth and on his face, the only guy cum I allow on my lips is my own, and then only when it is via the lips of a hot chick or, even better, two hot chicks (for those of you who think having your own cum on your lips is gay, unless you’ve refused the invitation from two hot chicks who are licking your cum of their respective lips to join in, you have no standing to criticize).
Even on some points with which we agree, we do so for different reasons. As an example, Savage is one of America’s most outspoken proponents of same sex marriage, propounding that the position as one of equal rights that results in discrimination against gays. I, on the other hand, support same-sex marriage as a way to take the gloss out of girl-on-girl by leveling the playing field in favor of straight guys. When fellow girls have to run the gauntlet of the standard costly and degrading financial and relationship-intention investigation that guys are subjected to in order to get sex from women, as opposed to the fairly-standard going-up-to-a-strange girl in a club or turning to your best friend and saying, “you’re hot – I want to fuck you, eat your pussy, and lick your ass” that passes for courtship in the girl-on-girl scene, I’m quite confident that suddenly a lot of those bi chicks will be going long guys and ditching each other.
That having been said, Savage and I agree wholeheartedly about what might seem like a remarkable percentage of issues relative to how little I agree with so many other sex and relationships columnists. Of course, it really isn’t that remarkable. That’s because, regardless of the fact that he doesn’t mind having some other guy’s santorum on his penis, he’s still a guy and thus, unlike nearly all of the women columnists, has the ability to reason, and honest people who can reason, more likely than not, end up agreeing a lot of the time.
So, it was no surprise that, while I was conceptualizing a column about the Pittsburgh gym murders and how they would probably have been prevented if sexually-frustrated murderer George Sodini had the right to choose willing sex partners, Savage beat me to the presses. And for this, I am glad. As a straight guy, I didn’t think I had the credibility to pull it off – I would have been pilloried.
Predictably, the New York Times, which has become to straight guys what Mein Kampf was to European Jews in the 1930s, didn’t see it Savage’s way. Times columnist Bob Herbert, in attempt to out-Benedict Arnold fellow Times columnist Nicholas Kristof, blamed that and other recent maniacal killings on society-wide misogynism. Herbert’s repugnant piece is at http://www.nytimes.com/2009/
You can read Savage’s brilliant column here: http://tampa.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=806268
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