Heterosexual Marriage on the Ropes

With a foray into porn having become a virtually de riguer desired employment rite of passage for penisworthy American chicks – the 21st century equivalent to what waiting tables in the Catkills was for Jewish guys from New York in the 1950s – this case begs the serious question as to whether regular American guys will be able to find fuckable wives.  Heck, even fat chicks and grandmas are regularly featured in porn now.

Will fuckable women even further gravitate toward being exclusively the province of the independently wealthy and thugs with no job to lose?  Is this just one more step toward what I what I believe is the inexorable march toward a return to polygamy, where only the alpha males mate?  And doesn’t this incident illustrate the vital importance of a guy’s right to choose, so guys can have unmonitored sex with hot chicks without risking their livelihood?
 

And what does this mean for me?  I’m also a public servant.  Janke just married a porn star  – I am actual porn talent, and even got paid to do porn once ($250).  Janke enter into a legal relationship with the woman – I do hookers like they’re going out of style.  And I admit to regular use of a variety of illegal drugs.  Can I get fired for getting blown by a dominatrix the other night, even though I met her on a non-working site and she didn’t charge me for it?  I’m not even into S&M.