Bloody mess

Tonight I was at Starbucks, and a girl at the next table received a frantic call from the bathroom to bring in a tampon.

When they were on the way back, I said, “hey, it happens to all of us – oh, wait, it doesn’t happen to me.”

Just something to keep in mind next time some hot cunt gives you attitude and acts like she’s too good for you, or when any girl says guys are dirtier - we’re a lot less likely to need our friends to come running into the bathroom to stop us from dirtying our underwear and blue jeans.

Guyinism – building your self-esteem.

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