Cheating Guys of Honor

February 11, 2009

They spend hard-earned money to put millions of children through private schools and universities every year.

They silently underwrite the costs of communion, bar and bat mitzvahs, and weddings.

They feed otherwise hungry children, and diaper them and powder them.

They spend decades patiently educating and tutoring children so the children can have better lives.

They drive children to soccer practice, and pick them up from school.

They give shelter to frail old ladies  – they carry them to the commode, and even wipe the old ladies’ asses when the old ladies are too invalid to do so on their own.

They continue to provide financial, sexual, and emotional support for their wives, day after day, week after week, year after year, long after their wives have lost their looks and the spark is gone.  They fuck 80 year-old pussy.

They suffer through loveless marriages to honor their parents.

They comfort their wives when their wives are grieving.

They Stay Together for the Kids.

I don’t to anything of these noble things – I’m talking about guys who cheat.

Even among swingers, married guys who cheat are reviled.  That’s right – even women who might screw a half-dozen guys in a night in front of those guys’ wives faces often object to a married guy getting some strange.  Take this recent exchange:

From: Babemagnets nakednfree@
Subject: [calienteandparadis eswingersII] Re:I can’t be the only  one
can I?
To: calienteandparadise swingersII@ yahoogroups. com
Date: Sunday, December 28, 2008, 6:54 PM
Is this ok with your wife ?If so then GREAT – If not the two of you should seek sexual  therapy before you start cheating on her…

Posted by: “airways694u” airways694u@ airways694u
Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:33 am (PST)
I’m a trim, attractive, retired mwm whose wife has lost interest in sex or at least, sex with me, but I’m not ready to abstain. I would love to find a lady or
couple for sexual adventure. 

I’m 6, 185 with a full head of hair and a nice smile! Actually, I
am considered attractive and have a recent photo. I’m very open minded and have a great sense
of humor. I have an oral fixation and won’t disappoint.

The poor guy can’t get laid – his cheating wife has cut him off.  God forbid he should be able to fulfill a basic need.

Cheating guys - I salute you and I honor you - you deserve it – you’re better guys than me, and you have to put up with a whole lot more shit. 


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One Response to Cheating Guys of Honor

  1. Farting Prince on March 18, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    Wow great post here thanks alot i really do appreciate it :)

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