Elizabeth Edwards is a cheating dog!
Everyone knows Elizabeth Edwards is a dog. But, she’s not just any dog. She’s a cheating dog. This is because she had her own career, and access to her own money to spend - while she was married to John. Therefore, Guyinist doctrine recognizes that she, not John, cheated first (see She’s cheating on you – why shouldn’t you cheat, too? ).
IMO, with her frumpy looks even before she was dying, the Susan Boyle of American politics, the 21st century’s answer to Eleanor Roosevelt, should be thankful she’s managed to stay married to a tall, rich, decent-looking guy, as long as she has. If he was a Republican, she would have already been served with divorce papers on her hospital bed.
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