Stormy Daniels and Me

July 31, 2009

The international scourge of high-profile incidents of violence by women, which has included the brutal slayings of Arturo Gatti and Steve McNair, continues.

Yesterday, at about 7 PM in Tampa, Florida, porn star and United States senatorial hopeful Stormy Daniels was arrested for hitting her husband in the head several times for not paying a bill: http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/article1023066.ece#

At almost that exact moment in time, elsewhere in that exact city of Tampa, the dominatrix I’ve been dating bawled the shit out of me, but it wasn’t for not paying bills at all. Just the opposite - it had to do with my spending my mostly hard-earned money paying her bills. A day after she warned me that she was starting to PMS, she yelled at me for having the audacity of calling her from the hallway of her apartment building instead of calling her from my car in the parking lot 15 feet away, since she says nothing gave me the right to come so close to her apartment even though I’ve been helping her with bills.

Terrifying as it was to get yelled at by the heavily-tattooed dominatrix – yelling that started in her building and continued after she ordered me to follow her to a shopping center two miles away – the dominatrix, , did not use force against me – no whips, not even a chain. For that stuff, I would have to pay $500 an hour and would be expected to tip. She drove off, called a minute later, and ordered me never to contact her again.

I think dominatrixes are now the safest women in the world to date, since they don’t want to give away their professional services by beating on guys for free. Then again, this one was once arrested in a Penthouse Club for domestic violence against her ex-husband.

Despite her admonition never to contact her again, we’ve texted each other about a dozen times each or so today. I think she’s thinking about driving me to the airport tomorrow.

With an ass like this, I am powerless to protest her: