Guyinisting

February 23, 2010

Jessica Valenti, the womaniac who runs the Feministing feministing blog was actually granted column space by The Washington Post the other day, brought to my attention by The Spearhead magazine, where she ripped in to fellow women who don’t see misogyny in just about everything.

Many of the insightful minds that contribute to The Spearhead had already weighed in before I read the column, not just in response to the content but in response to the societal dynamics that allow cunts like Valenti to use MSM outlets. In addition to, and including some of, the guys from The Spearhead, minions of guyinists responded to the insane rant as direct commenters to the Post, as well.

Jessica Valenti

I didn’t have the time, or inclination, to read the whole column myself – seen too much of that nonsense before. I did notice that she repeated the canard about women making 77 cents for every dollar guys make doing the same work. Feeling lazy, though, especially since the guyinistic view was well-covered by the commenters and the guys at The Spearhead, my eye immediately focused in on a single-sentence paragraph in the middle:

“In Iraq, women serving in the military are more likely to be raped by a fellow soldier than killed by enemy fire.”

No mention by Valenti that that deaths of American military guys in the current operations in Iraq and Afghanistan has outnumbered female military deaths 4,754 to 116. That’s right: guys have been in more than 95% of the bodybags.

Vallenti’s ludicrous comparison, which among other flawed logic equates rape with being killed, prompted my comment to the Post: “Of course, if the military had been using women in hand-to-hand combat, those stats would surely have more than evened out. Somehow I don’t think that’s [Valenti's] point.“ I went on to again propose that our military become all female, in fairness to the women who were not allowed to get killed and maimed in wars for the past 200 years.

Apparently, the Post pulled my comment.

My heterosexcred is as strong as anybody’s, but I’d rather have a dick shoved involuntarily into my ass once than get killed – and rape of straight guy is of course worse than rape of a woman.

The fact that the likes of Valenti was granted such a column by one of the nation’s foremost newspapers shows why there’s so much guyinisting we need to do.

Speaking of which, I propose we bring back the draft, for the singular purpose of sending Valenti to the front. I’m of the mind that neither of these military campaigns is worth engaging in anymore – drafting Valenti and sending her on a dangerous mission against the Taliban would give a lot of us a renewed sense of purpose.

Guyinism: Coming up with ideas as far-fetched and ridiculous as the feminists dream up. Hopefully, like so many of their’s, some of our’s will be implemented, too.

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