Hookers off Campus

February 22, 2010

I had an interesting conversation with the BL, the 42 YO woman I referred to in “For Thousands of Years”.

I recently paid for her first month in an off-campus apartment near the University of South Florida, where she lives with two guys: a senior, and a sophomore. Herself a former $1,000/night D.C. call-girl for a short stint years ago, but who retired before actually having sex with a client (which she didn’t think was supposed to be part of the drill and later realized was probably why she wasn’t getting repeat business), she is now militantly against hooking herself even though she is desperate for money.

I actually don’t dispute that she shouldn’t go into hooking. She’s still plenty hot, but for a variety of reasons, including, but by no means limited to, allergy to latex, I readily concede hooking isn’t for her. Nevertheless, she keeps trying to prove to me that I live in some unusual niche world revolving around sex, and that the greater society doesn’t think about sex as much [granted, but I do have this blog to maintain] and has almost no experience and contact with hookers.

And so it was that she decided to prove her point by inquiring of her roommates while I was at her new apartment last night.

First she asked the sophomore, “so, [DirkJohanson] is really into hookers and thinks all these young college girls these days are hooking. Tell him the truth. These young girls aren’t all really doing that, are they?”

Sophomore: ”Actually, the girl that just moved out of the room upstairs [in the very 3-bedroom townhouse we were sitting in] was doing it for heroin. She’d call them sugardaddies – at first they’d go on dates, but soon all they did was go up to the bedroom. The guys she did were old – she said most of the guys she was with were between 60 and 80.”

Me, sarcastically: “You’re right, BL. She lived all the way one-floor up in this townhouse. I mean, its not like there was a hooker living in this very room we are in right now. Good point. She might have fucked some of those guys right on this couch, but …”

BL: “OK, that’s one girl.”

Sophomore, to me: “She only did them in the bedroom, not down here.”

Me, to the guys: “Well, what about in the apartment next door?”

Senior: “There were two girls in there, [names withheld]. They were both doing it for money. And there was also [name withheld] and [name withheld] across the street. And there’s this hot 17-YO who hangs out at that convenience store by [I forget where] …,” turning to me,”she’s only 17,” turning back to BL, “she’s really hot, and she’s doing guys for $40. Sometimes 5 or 6 a day.”

You get the idea.

A few minutes later, BL repeated to me how much she loves living around all those young college guys, how much better younger guys look than older guys, and repeated how horny she’s been the whole time she’s lived there.

BL: “And last night [Saturday night] was great – around 2:30 in the morning, there must have been 30 people out on the street in front of here, just hanging out, all young hot guys, and me. I had all these young hot guys to myself”

Me: “That’s cause all the other girls were out hooking.”

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