I full-on agree that the concepts you discuss above merge completely, and with your conclusion. Personally, I like the idea of making the jury think they drew their own conclusion. Besides, I have little choice – I’ve noticed that my talents lie in writing things less than two typed pages long.

As for the hyperlinks, my focus right now is 95% on content – the movement, and my second life, fortune, fame as DirkJohanson- not to mention the resultant avalanche of sex – are six years behind schedule due to largely to issues of logistics – logistics intended to avoid my having to serve consecutive life sentences each for about half of my posts. And frankly, worrying about how pretty a site is is for chicks. It kind of reminds me of hearing our office administrator make fun of typos in papers prepared by Greenberg while they were in the process of taking us to the cleaners.

Also, I’m also not pimping out any other websites (yet), so bolstering their click count and diverting guys from the most important and entertaining blog in the world is not a priority right now – in fact, it seems downright counterproductive, especially considering I am scrupulous about pulling what’s important off each linked reference – most of the links are only there to show I’m not making the shit up. Plus, I’m confident that the guys that read the site – and there seem to be a good number (speaking of numbers, I definitely need help installing a click counter), but they, like I was, are concerned about the ramifications of expressing their honest thoughts – can do a google search if they really want to know more about a subject.

That having been said, as you are unquestionably one of the leading intellectual lights of Guyinism (among other topics), a truly amazing (albeit unprolific) blogger in your own right, and have been a powerful influence on my ideas and view of the world for three decades, I implore upon you do the movement, and me, a favor (if it is one) since you apparently believe it is of paramount importance. Specifically, if I send you the password, would you mind doing the fuckin’ hyperlinks for me? If they’re so easy to do and you know how to do them, I assume you can get it done in half an hour. Please, though, only do them if they are in the best interests of Guyinism – XX Factor has far too many readers as it is.

Love,

Dirk

“Sure, a lot of our success – a damn lot of it – is a result of motivation – with the inherent, eternal pussy shortage outlined in my earlier post about Natalie Dylan, we are driven to succeed in order to curry favor with them.”

Might I suggest you merge the two themes, yielding a more satisfying conclusion that we men are driven to succeed simply to gather enough scratch to buy a good whore? See, Spitzer, Eliot. It will make for a much more efficient marketplace.

One last thing. By now, even the average woman, who couldn’t tell her ass from third base, would have figured out how to hyperlink. C’mon DiJo, get your fingers out of the strange long enough to read “Blogging for Dummies” …