My baby turned 20

January 20, 2009

I knew this day would come eventually. My baby turned 20 – she’s not a teenager any more.

No, not my daughter, silly guys – I don’t have any kids. My baby is my go-to hooker, Jess: http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/ers/992608691.html

Jess first came to me when she was 19. When I met her in the parking lot of my condo complex, it was kind of dark, but I could tell she was undeniably cute, and at 4’11″, how could she not be? When we got upstairs into the light, except for a tiny tat on one of her adorable feet, she looked, dressed, and spoke like she was an innocent 14. She beamed when she told me she wants to be a first-grade teacher. My married friends with daughters would have sent her away – even I was wondering whether I could do it. Don’t get be wrong – I’d bang a slutty, pierced 15 year-old in a heartbeat if I thought I could get away with it (for the record, this hasn’t happened) – but Jess was like a baby sister – she even worked in a chain store in the mall.

We talked for about 45 minutes, with neither of us making the slightest move, and then she asked if I’d like to go “lie down.” Subtly bracing me for how loud she gets during sex, she asked me to turn up the music in my bedroom, and for the next half-hour it was off-to-the races, hanging-from-the-chandeliers sex. A blonde, she literally inflated with sexuality the moment by cock got inside her, the way all the Asians I fucked do. After she’d cum twice, lying on my back I asked her where I should cum, and before I could finish the sentence, she told me – yes, she instructed me – to cum in her mouth, and she reached down and sucked it all in.. I had struck gold.

That evening was followed by more special times. One evening, I asked her to come over three or four hours and roll me with, which she had told me she loved to do, and that evening turned into an overnight of 10 at no additional charge, where I had her tiny body next to mine while she put on a glowstick light show. It was perhaps the closest I’ll ever get to heaven on earth. The only sex we had that night was a few minutes of my going down on her freshest pussy in the world, before which she virtually ripped off her thong in anticipation, but I didn’t care. She wasn’t denying me sex, but between her getting sick from the beans a couple of times, and my roll overtaking my sex drive, I wasn’t making much of an attempt.

Another night she sobbed on my bed for 10 minutes, confiding in me that she had lost all her friends and two boyfriends after they found out about her internet porn career, and through a series of threatening communications to her producer, I was able to reduce her visibility to the world. I turned her on to the vibrating ring, which she loves, and to Cum Kleen, which she gets a kick out of. She told me she like Monster energy beverages, not the Red Bull and Amp I had in the fridge, so before the next time she came over, I bought every flavor of Monster there is, and the sugar-free versions. A couple times she’d call me before coming over and asked me I wanted her to pick up anything from the store. She’d come over and just sit and eat Frosted Flakes, or nuke up a bowl of ramen, while I watched TV, before she’d ask if I want to “lie down.” Even her text solicitations to me are adorably unassuming (e.g., “When can I c u again :)”).

She told me she usually only likes to give hand service, but that she likes to go all the way with me – which I already knew since there is no mistaking it. We suck on each other’s tongues like we rely upon the other’s saliva for sustenance.

Last night a friend of mine who is pimping out a girl next week asked me to show him good escort ads he could mimic. This morning, I thought of Jess’s ad to send him – her ad was simple, to the point, and had worked on me. And that’s when I was blindsided by the news – there it was:

xo BeAuTiFuL yOung hOtTiE WaiTiNg 4 yOu xo — CaLL nOw — – w4m – 20 (Pinellas // Outcall Only)

Where it says 20, it used to say 19, which meant I was no longer regularly having sex with a teenager.

And she hadn’t even told me her birthday was coming up.

If you are reading this, happy belated birthday, baby. See you soon, despite it all.

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