She Fucked a Guy and Apparently Liked it

Katy Perry is apparently pregnant. 

Katy Perry 

She might have “kissed a girl,” and liked it enough to subject to the world to having to hear her sing about it a gazillion times a day back in 2008, but she seems to have done more than kiss Russell Brand.  The Bearly Lesbian singer has been spotted shopping – with hysterical comic and guyinist Brand- for children’s clothes, and observing dietary restrictions required of pregnant women.

 Russell Brand

Brand does have long hair, though.  Maybe its the hair, and not the cherry ChapStick. 

After all, even I often use cherry ChapStick-  though that could explain why I’ve dated so many women who are Bearly Lesbian.

There!  Now you know another one of my techniques.  Another reason for you to return and read the next post on The Balls Monologues.

Then again, it could just be that the women that sleep with me are so indiscriminate, they’d just as soon fuck a fellow girl – though there is something to be said about my ability to find such indiscriminate women in the first place.

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