Viva La Vulva

February 21, 2009

Ian,

No offense – well, OK, I guess this is offensive to you, but I have nothing against you personally.  You’re a sex counselor? Not trying to brag – after all, it didn’t come cheap (some of my sexploits are documented on guyinism dot well, you know the rest) – but I think about a third of my body’s epidermis is still saturated from the chick-I-met-last-night’s sweet stuff.

Two words: vibrating ring.

Well, it takes a lot more than that – but that’d be a good start for any of you.

I agree with the porn producer (Michael McKLA) who posted, who implied that chicks are a lot less regretful when they are getting paid.

Studies also show women most enjoy sex when they feel appreciated by their partners – and what better way to show them the love – or lust – than with a little cash-o-la.

Finally, you write, “Today’s woman can do better than having sex “like a man” – she can teach a man how to have sex like a woman: more sensual, more emotionally connected and ultimately on a higher level.” Never mind – …. – I’m virtually speechless. Dude, seriously, you need to mix in at least a little bit of pounding.

MichaelMcKLA – talk to this guy.
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