XX Factor Watch-Natalie Dylan

January 19, 2009

Natalie Dylan is the chick auctioning off her virginity at the Bunny Ranch. Unlike most of the girls at the Bunny Ranch in my personal experience of two or three visits, Natalie is cute, and the bidding is up to $3.7 million.

Eve Fairbanks doesn’t like this. Today, in Slate, she writes “it perpetuates the idea that the motivations behind sex are fundamentally different for men and women; that is, men have some primal, rationality-busting want for it ($3.7 million?), while for women, it’s something to be bartered, rather than something to be sought or enjoyed to the same degree men enjoy it.” http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/xxfactor/archive/2009/01/17/selling-sex-and-selling-a-kidney.aspx

Well, lets break this down. We know women like sex – in fact, the clitoris is something like six times more sensitive than the penis. http://www.chicagoareaescorts.com/articles/pleasing_a_woman_in_bed.htm We know that during sex but prior to orgasm, women are generally the ones that are screaming and moaning in ecstasy. We know they like it. In fact, since the 80s, we’ve pretty much known they like it more than we do – at least the new breed of uninhibited, under 35 girls pretty much all do. The meth-head hooker I was with last night came at least six times and afterwhich spent the better part of 15 minutes virtually swallowing my balls, an act punctuated only by her pleading me to fill her mouth with my load and spread the rest over every inch of her body. Chicks dig sex. We get that.

The reason we act like we like it so much more than they act like it- the reason we seem to have a “primal, rationality-busting want for it” – is that there aren’t enough doable chicks to go around.

The millions of sperm chasing an egg is just a microcosm of what’s happening all around us, albeit on a grander scale. The cruel reality is this:

-old guys with money can get hot chicks, young guys don’t usually want to be with old women

-women are more valued for their appearance than guys are, most of which simply comes down to not being fat – yet far more women choose to be obese, which, in case any fat chicks are reading this, isn’t just a looks thing – most of you stink, reflective of your physical rot, too.

-women of sex age are on the rag about a week a month, and largely self-limit their sexual availability during this time period

-women are naturally attracted to the alpha male. One recent study concluded that 85% of all sex goes to 15% of guys, leaving the other 85% needing to take somewhat extreme measures to get any.

-married guys cheat more than married women do.

-guys are not naturally monogamous, and women generally chemically to a partner, reducing their desire for others

Nothing irrational here. There probably needs to be about 10 women for every guy for every guy to be generally sexually satisfied.

Finally, 3.7 mil is a lot of money to me, but to an Arab sheik or Ponzi schemer, its pocket change – I’m sure he’ll have plenty left over. Besides, you can’t take it with you to jail, and why leave it to your third wife? BTW, do we know its a ”he” that’s doing the bidding? After all, Natalie has a stated preference that if any celebrity wins, she wants it to be Kim Kardashian. Kim’s not bad, but of all the celebrities in the world? Just goes to show, when it comes to taste in women, women, no matter how gay or bi they claim to be, don’t have any.

Of course, the Kim Kardashian preference raises and interesting question: intact hymen notwithstanding, is Natalie really still a virgin if it turns out she’s penetrated another girl with a strap-on? After all, if one of us penetrated Kim Kardashian, or any other girl, it would count.

What I do find perhaps irrational is paying that kind of scratch for a virgin. Personally, I prefer sluts, and even then, only when there aren’t any whores around. Then again, I like to think that whoever’s paying $3.7 million for Natalie Dylan is willing to shell out $7.5 million for Carmen Luvana. http://www.clubcarmen.com/join.php